Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Will and Guy's Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Warning.  We found that these Easter bunny jokes are a classic example of one-liners being funny provided you are in the right mood.  If Easter is just around the corner then these jokes raise a smile.  At other times of the year ... just enjoy the pictures.

• Easter Bunny One-liners
• Funny Easter Bunny Story
• Easter Airport Bunnies Head for Cote d'Azur
• Egg Laying Ceremony for Easter Sunday

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Easter Bunny One-liners

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats.
An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rabbits.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny. 

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do! 

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail. 

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net. 

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they've just finished a March 

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off. 

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline. 

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs. 

Mandy Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Rikki: What's a mattababy?
Mandy Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you? 

More Easter Bunny Jokes

Egg Laying Ceremony for Easter Sunday

• Church notices:  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• This Monday we will be holding a 'Bean Supper' in the church hall.  Music will follow..................
• What do you call a chocolate bunny that was out in the sun too long?
  A runny bunny.

Tumbles the Cat with His Easter Bunny

Maisie the Cat and Her Friend Easter Chick

Unknown Easter Cat with 3 Chicks

Easter Airport Bunnies Head for Cote d'Azur

Aeroports de Paris, the company that runs the French capital's airports, announced recently that it would remove troublesome bunnies from Orly Airport and gently transfer them to a new life in the sun-kissed south of France.

'The rabbit is reputed to be a cute and harmless animal but it is also a redoubtable rodent,' Aeroports de Paris said in a press release outlining its scheme. 'If the rabbit population grows too much, the animals can gnaw through cables and their tunnelling can undermine the edges of runways, taxiways and landing beacons.'

Game wardens armed with ferrets and nets will fan out across the 850 hectares (2,125 acres) of grass and green spaces at Orly with the goal of capturing 150 rabbits and sending them to a new life in the sun.

Aeroports de Paris said its annual live cull, 'conducted with scrupulous regard for the environment,' has kept the airport's rabbit population at some 2,000 animals, compared with 10,000 in 1999.

Happy Easter to all the bunnies sent to southern France say Will and Guy.

Prayer for Easter

Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.  When Ernie received his plate he started eating straight away.

'Ernie, wait until we say grace,' demanded his father.

'I don't have to,' the five year old replied.

'Of course you do, Ernest,' his mother insisted rather forcefully. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'

'That's at our house,' Ernie explained, 'but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.'

Maria Told Her Mother Gladly

Maria came home from Sunday School on Easter Sunday and told her mother that she had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.

It took her mother a while before she realised that the hymn Maria had been singing was really: "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear."

A Poem For Easter - The Easter Bunny

There's a story quite funny,
About a toy bunny,
And the wonderful things she can do;
Every bright Easter morning,
Without warning,
She colours eggs, red, green, or blue.

Some she covers with spots,
Some with quaint little dots,
And some with strange mixed colours, too
- Red and green, blue and yellow,
But each unlike his fellow
Are eggs of every hue.

And it's odd, as folks say,
That on no other day
In all of the whole year through,
Does this wonderful bunny,
So busy and funny,
Colour eggs of every hue.

If this story you doubt
She will soon find you out,
And what do you think she will do?
On the next Easter morning
She'll bring you without warning,
Those eggs of every hue.

Author - M. Josephine Todd

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