Funny Drunk Signs

Will and Guy's Funny Drunk Signs

These three words, 'Funny Drunk Signs' can have several connotations.  Are the signs themselves drunk?  Could they be amusing symptoms of drunkenness?  Or are they funny pictures of drunken people?  Will and Guy cover all meanings in our collection below.

• Funny Warning Sign: Drunks in the Road
• No Lying on The Floor - No Drunkenness
• Another Funny Drunk Sign - No Throwing-up
• An Indication That You're Drunk

Funny Warning Sign: Drunks in the Road

The above picture was taken in Romania of all places.

The background: Pecica in Romania has a vibrant nightlife.  Mayor Antal said: "We are a border town and have lots of cars thundering through here all the time. But we also have a very vibrant nightlife and the two don't mix. We have to target the drivers because by the time they get to this state the pedestrians are beyond caring."

No Lying on The Floor - No Drunkenness

Talking of ambiguity, 'No lying', could be taken to mean several things.  However, 'No drunkenness' clarifies the context.

Funny Drunkenness Sign

Will and Guy have heard that a drunken badger passed out in the middle of the road near Goslar in Germany.  The badger had been consuming over-ripe cherries which fermented in his stomach causing him to have diarrhoea as well as a hangover.

Apparently he staggered into the road where he collapsed and refused to move when police officers tried to scare him away. Police then had to chase the boozy badger off the road into a nearby meadow using a yard brush; there, the inebriate fell asleep again.

Another Funny Drunk Sign - No Throwing-up!

Drunks Ahead - Amusing Signboards

Parking Reserved for Drunks!

Go Ahead - Drink and Drive!

An Indication That You're Drunk

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.  Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!

More Funny Drunk Pictures

There Are Drunk Riders, There Are Old Riders.  But....

... There Are No Old Drunk Riders

Beware Drunks on The Roof! 

So it'll be safe to drive on the road!

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