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Funny House Names
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Funny House Names

Will and Guy are building a collection of amusing, witty and droll names of houses, flats and bungalows.  Our only criterion is that the name brings a smile to our faces.Funny House Names

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Will and Guy's Top Ten Funny House Names

  1. Bogg View has been seen; it is, apparently opposite a public toilet
  2. Costa Plenty can be viewed outside Beckenham, Kent, England
  3. Esso View is opposite a petrol [gas] station in England
  4. Rosa told us she saw a picturesque row of thatched cottages and the one on the end was called 'The Last Straw'
  5. Ersanmyne is a house name outside Ferndown, Dorset, England
  6. Of course there are the old faithfuls: Dunroamin; Dunworkin; Dunwhining; Dunin; Dunkerrin; all over the UK and Ireland
  7. Hodge Podge Lodge was sent to Will by Fred from Glasgow
  8. Badde Manors
  9. Windy Heights was spotted in Somerset, England on a house at the top of a hill
  10. John and Maureen Franklin's home is named 'Moonraker' * because they both originate from the county of Wiltshire, England

*The term Moonraker is used for Wiltshire people. It is thought to indicate that they are a bit challenged when it comes to the intelligence department. However all is not quite as it seems.

The term originated as a result of a raid by customs men on a Wiltshire village. They suspected the locals of illegal distilling. The raid took place at night and the local people had a tip-off that it was to take place. They disposed of the illegal stills, associated equipment and booze in the mill pond.

It was a still, moonlit night when the customs men raided the village, and the equipment and all could be seen at the bottom of the pond through the glassy surface. The locals fetched rakes and other farm implements and pretended to be stupid by trying to rake the reflection of the moon off the surface of the pond in order to disturb the surface so that the customs men could not see what was hidden at the bottom.

Thus the name Moonraker was born. Wiltshiremen are not as stupid as their reputation would have us believe!

Items that Missed the Top Ten Funny House Names

  • In Isleworth, London Will saw a house, near the sewage plant, called 'The House at Poo Corner'.
  • Llamedos has been spotted in Yorkshire, England

We suspect there are more, so if you see any amusing house names, please send them in!

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Who Could be Living in These Houses?

Here are the amusing names of people living in such houses.

  • Pearl Button - Threadneedle House
  • Rose Bush - Garden Cottage
  • Norman Knight - Castle Court
  • Jonah Wales - Sea View
  • See more amusing names.

Strange Names for Public Houses

Will and Guy have a collection of amusing pub signs.  Here is are our favourites.Funny Pub Names

  • Bucket of Blood - Phillack, Cornwall
  • *The Fawcett Inn - Portsmouth, Hampshire
  • *The Ram Inn - Newark, Nottinghamshire
  • Moderation Inn - Reading, Berkshire
  • *The Pub with No Name - Priors Dean, Hampshire [known by locals as The White Horse Inn]
  • The Vat and Fiddle - Nottingham
  • The Happy Medium - Chichester, West Sussex
  • The Hung Drawn And Quartered, London
  • *Hole in the Wall - Southsea, Hampshire; *Caernarvon, north Wales; Little Wilbraham, Cambridgeshire; Waterloo, London; Lowside, Bowness Windermere, Cumbria [Hole Int Wall]; and several other venues.
  • The Bleeding Wolf, Hale, Altrincham, Cheshire
  • Blooming Fuchsia, Ipswich, Suffolk
  • The Cow and Snuffers, Llandaff, Cardiff, Wales
  • Drunken Duck, Hawkshead, Cumbria
  • Mad Dog, Odell, Bedfordshire
  • The Quiet Woman - York [The sign being a woman carrying her own severed head]
  • Nobody Inn - Doddiscombsleigh, Devon

* Will has sampled the beer in these pubs.

See more amusing pub names.

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Funny Names of ShopsFunny Fish and Chip Shop Names

  • There's a mobile snack caravan on Dartmoor, England named : 'The Hound of the Basket Meals'.  (The hound of the Baskerville is a popular local saga.)
  • Also, we hear rumours of a butchers called: 'The Meating Place'.
  • A driving school in the Merseyside area of England called 'L Passo'.
  • Chip n' Dales - Fish Restaurant in New Jersey
  • 'A Pane in the Glass' is the amusing name of a glazier's in New York State, USA
  • See our collection of amusing shop names.
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