Those who can laugh without cause have either found the
true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. Norm Papernick
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'Broker'?
Why isn't
there a mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they call the
airport 'the terminal'
if flying is so safe?
I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the
street, I met a man who had no feet. - Ancient Persian Saying
If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't
people from Holland
called 'Holes?'
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play
than in a year of conversation.
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't
11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for
breath.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep
alone Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life
as it is and not as it should be. - Don Quixote
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