We humans have a deep-seated need for tribal belonging; what better means of
establishing the identity of a new tribal grouping than with an outlandish
hairstyle.
Paul enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the
cheeks.
'I have just the thing,' says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.'
Paul places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes
the client asks in garbled speech. 'And what if I swallow it?'
'No
problem,' says the barber. 'Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does.'
The barber says, 'What will it
be today?' Alan replies says, 'Well I want it going with my waves on
top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of
shape and messed up.'
The barber answers frowning, 'Now why in the
world do you want your hair cut like that?' Alan says, 'That's how
you cut it last time.'
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