On this page, as a change from jokes, we feature beautiful pictures of the: The Twelve Days of Christmas. Take a restful scroll through this classic verse or just count with the pictures.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two Turtle
Doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three French
hens,
two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four
Calling Birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear
tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five Golden
Rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a
partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six Geese
a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three
French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven
Swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying. Five golden rings. Four calling birds, three
French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight Maids
a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying. Five golden rings.
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a
partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine Ladies
Dancing,
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese
a-laying. Five golden rings. Four calling birds, three French hens,
two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten Lords
a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans
a-swimming, six geese a-laying. Five golden rings. Four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven
Pipers Piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking,
seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying. Five golden rings. Four
calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in
a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve
Drummers Drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying. Five golden rings. Four calling birds, three
French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
All I want for Christmas is you You're the gift that's made my dreams all come
true - All I need for Christmas is here Finding every sweet surprise Wrapped up in your eyes Waiting there for me Underneath the tree
We'll spend the day Exchanging kisses Smile
and say 'What a Christmas this is'
Long before the snowflakes appear Without bells and mistletoe or the tinsel's silver glow You just look at me and oh - Christmas is here
Long before the
snowflakes appear Without bells and mistletoe or the tinsel's silver glow You just look at me and oh - Christmas is here
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In
hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; the children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I, in my cap, Had
just settled our brains for a long winters nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open
the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wandering eyes should appear, But a miniature
sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted,
and called them by name; Now Dasher!, now, Dancer!, now Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet!, on, Cupid!, on, Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash way! Dash away!
Dash away all!
This version of 'Twas the night before Christmas' was written by a peace keeping soldier
Twas the night before Christmas He lived all alone In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did
live
I looked all about a strange sight I did see No tinsel no presents not even a tree No stocking by the mantle just boots filled with sand On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands
With medals and badges awards of all kinds A sober thought came through my mind For this house was different it was dark and dreary I found the home of a soldier once I could see clearly The
soldier lay sleeping silent alone Curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home The face was so gentle the room in such disorder Not how I pictured a lone British soldier Was this the hero
of whom I’d just read Curled up on a poncho the floor for a bed
I realised the families that I saw this night Owed their lives to these soldiers who were willing to fight Soon round the
world the children would play And grownups would celebrate a bright Christmas day
They all enjoy freedom each month of the year Because of the soldiers like the one lying here I couldn't
help wonder how many alone On a cold Christmas eve in a land far from home
The very though brought a tear to my eye I dropped to my knees and started to cry The soldier awakened and I heard
a rough voice 'Santa don't cry this life is my choice I fight for freedom I don't ask for more My life is my god, my country. my corps'
The soldier rolled over and drifted to sleep I
couldn't control it I continued to weep
I kept watch for hours so silent and still And we both sat and shivered from the cold nights chill I didn't want to leave on that cold dark night This
guardian of honour so willing to fight
Then the soldier rolled over with a voice soft and pure Whispered 'carry on Santa its Christmas day all is secure' One look at my watch and I knew he was
right 'Merry Christmas my friend and to all a good night'
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