'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a
note on it saying, toys not included.' Bernard
Manning
'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took
me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.'
ShirleyTemple
'Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he
wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to
cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy
isn't laundering illegal drug money?' TomArmstrong
'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.' VictorBorge
'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a
beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that
he's smoking?' ArloGuthrie
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Robert Paul
'The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity
scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.' Jay
Leno
'Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes
of children, they are all 30 feet tall.' LarryWilde
'Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!'
OgdenNash
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never
seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
'A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.' Anonymous
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the
birth of Santa. Bart Simpson
Snowman: Did you hear about the church that
burned down? Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke! Muppets
Doris: Would you please tell her that you're
not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person? Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you,
but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it. 'Miracle on 34th Street' (A quote from one of the best Christmas movies)
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets
his wings. It's A Wonderful Life
Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you
don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key
lime disease. The Santa Clause
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Seven Best Christmas Movies
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Christmas In Connecticut (1945) - Barbara Stanwyck
It's A Wonderful Life (1946) - Frank Capra [Best Christmas
Movie]
Miracle On 34th Street (1947) - Kris Kringle
Scrooge (1951) - Alistair Sim
White Christmas (1954) - Bing Crosby Classic
A Christmas Story (1883) - Bob Clark
Joyeux Noel (2005) - WW1 Football Game in the Trenches
Here are delightful quotations to help appreciate and reflect on
Christmas.
'Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.' Joan Mills
'Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.' Norman
VincentPeale
'Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every
day.' HelenSteinerRice
'The best
of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy
family all wrapped up in each other.'
'I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and
open a jar of it every month.' HarlanMiller
'Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't
find it under a tree.' Charlotte Carpenter
'There has been only one Christmas - the rest are
anniversaries.' W.J. Cameron.
'A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.'
Eva K. Logue
'I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet the words repeat Of peace on earth, goodwill to men! - Longfellow
'I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.'
Charles Dickens
'He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.'
Roy L. Smith.
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