The Angel Gabriel is one of the
animated characters in the film being sent to primary schools throughout the UK to teach children the Christmas story.
The point is to convince they youngsters that Jesus is not a swear word.
Christian charity the
Breakout Trust said the file 'It's
a Boy'
was created after a child asked why Mary and Joseph had named their baby after a swear word.
Comedian Joe Pasquale and actor Steven Berkoff are among those providing the voices
for the 30-minute film. [On DVD from 2005]
Christmas Gift Suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an
opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer,
service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To
yourself, respect. Oren Arnold
Omnibenevolent deity
Santa Claus is clearly what Jesus would be if he
was real. Nobody would ever consider nailing this omnibenevolent deity to anything, would they? Nor does he hold anything against you longer than a year. Steve James
A school handyman has carved a complete Nativity scene from old classroom
desks. Chris Reeves used a pile of 1960's science desks destined for
the rubbish tip to create amazing wooden figurines of Mary, Joseph, and
Angel Gabriel. Jesus' crib took two months to complete and will now be
blessed by a priest.
'I was taught basic carpentry years ago and it's something I enjoy but
I'd never done anything quite like this before,' said Mr Reeves, 54. 'I was
asked to make the figures and remembered there were some old teak desks
lying around from when the school refurbished the science department. I
thought the wood was too good to waste so I decided to use it.' he added.
The three feet high figures will now be displayed in the school foyer at
the Nicholas Breakspear School in St Albans, Hertfordshire, and we have
learned that the pupils absolutely love them.
What is a Nativity Scene?
A Minister is visiting his children at Christmas time. When he walks into
the house, he sees a beautiful nativity display. His young granddaughter,
Phoebe, walks up to him, and he asks her if she knows what it is.
Lord God of the solitary, Look upon me in my loneliness. Since I
may not keep this Christmas in the home, Send it into my heart.
LET not my sins cloud me in, But shine through them with forgiveness
in the face of the child Jesus.
Put me in loving remembrance of the lowly lodging in the stable of
Bethlehem, The sorrows of the blessed Mary, the poverty and exile of the
Prince of Peace.
For His sake, give me a cheerful courage to endure my lot, And an
inward comfort to sweeten it.
Purge my heart from hard and bitter thoughts. Let no shadow of
forgetting come between me and friends far away: Bless them in their
Christmas mirth: Hedge me in with faithfulness, That I may not grow
unworthy to meet them again.
Give me good work to do, That I may forget myself and find peace in
doing it for Thee.
Though I am poor, send me to carry some gift to those who are poorer,
Some cheer to those who are more lonely.
Grant me the joy to do a kindness to one of Thy little ones: Light my
Christmas candle at the gladness of an innocent and grateful heart.
Strange is the path where Thou leadest me: Let me not doubt Thy
wisdom, nor lose Thy hand.
Make me sure that Eternal Love is revealed in Jesus, Thy dear Son, To
save us from sin and solitude and death.
Teach me that I am not alone, But that many hearts, all round the
world, Join with me through the silence, while I pray in His name:
Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom
come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our
daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And
lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For Thine is the
kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.
The Christmas Story
- Luke: Chapter 1
5.There was in the days of Herod, the king of Judea..........
26. And
in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of
Galilee, named Nazareth.
27. To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was
Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's
name was Mary.
28. And the
angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the
Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.
29. And when she saw him,
she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of
salutation this should be.
30. And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found
favour with God.
31. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring
forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS.
32. He shall be great, and shall
be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the
throne of his father David:
33. And he shall reign over the house of Jacob
for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.
34. Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a
man?
35. And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come
upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore
also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of
God. ...
37. For with God nothing shall be impossible.
38. And Mary said,
Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And
the angel departed from her.
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