Christmas Humour - Polar Bears, Ice and Snow
Guy and Will's Christmas Humour - Polar Bears, Ice and Snow
- Funny Polar Bear on Ice
- Giant Pandas having a slide
- Silly Santa Warnings
- A Home for Polar Bears?
- Pictures of Snow Balls? or Ice Balls
Funny Polar Bear on Ice
A good job that polar bears cannot read, else we would have been denied this wonderful ice skating photo.
The above funny polar bear picture brings back childhood memories of making ice slides by constantly running and sliding, after about ten minutes we got the surface like glass. I can hear my mother's voice saying be careful. If I were to repeat the exercise today, I would be exceedingly careful, however as a child, I felt indestructible.
As George Bernard Shaw said: 'Ah the pity, youth is wasted on the young' .
Another Member of the Bear Family - Giant Pandas having a slide
What Those Pandas Need: More Snow
Silly Santa Warnings
A Government website has warned parents that a visit to see Father Christmas could be ' terrifying' for small children.
Pantomimes may also be too scary and traditional party games could have youngsters in tears.
The advice for teachers detailed on the website said, 'Younger children in particular have a wide range of fears. For very young children, Father Christmas can be terrifying. Make sure that fearful children are near an exit. Trips to the pantomime can cause alarm, so the same planning applies.'
Margaret Morrisey, from the National Conference of PTAs, is reported to have said, 'It is so sad that we have become so politically correct that we are trying to remove the magic of Christmas.'
The advice has been taken off the website and the Department for Education said, 'This is not Government policy. It does not reflect our views.'
Footnote
I could not find the above reference on the website. Could it be that common sense has forced them to remove the article?
Just in case you missed the polar bear:
Here is another funny picture of him sliding.
Polar Bear Cubs
Polar Bear Dance
Two Polar Bears Have a Chin-wag
As polar bears are only found in the arctic, a wild guess: the above picture, with the sun in the center, was taken in autumn.
Polar Bear in Fancy Dress
Polar bear photographed going to a Christmas fancy dress party as an elephant
See how the polar bear gets on with they huskies.
A Home for Polar Bears?
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Pictures of Snow Balls? or Ice Balls
Where did these snowballs or ice balls come from?
We know a farmer who grows snowballs just outside Tinseltown, Vancouver, Canada. They are a difficult crop to grow and amazingly, the snow balls are ready for harvesting every year on April the first. The farmer is working on a variety of snow balls that he can grow in December so that they are ready for Christmas, unfortunately he cannot get the fairies to plant them at the right time, would you believe they are complaining that Christmas time is too cold to work.
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