Christmas - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Christmas - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

What a brilliant Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind.

• True Story - Rudolph loses his sparkle
• Rudolph finds a Mate?
• The REAL Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Lyrics
• Message from Rudolph the Reindeer
• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Tall Story

True Story - Rudolph Loses His Sparkle

After complaints from shoppers, a plastic reindeer in a South African shopping mall's lost the shiny golden Christmas tree baubles hanging between its hind legs.
(From the Daily Telegraph)

Evaluation of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph finds a Mate?

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Here is the Side Effect of Rudolph's love affair

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Reluctant Rudolph

Will and Guy Find the REAL Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Lyrics

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
'Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

Robert May wrote the lyrics to 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' in the late 1940s.  His mission was to produce a ditty that would appeal particularly to children.  The idea was for Father Christmas to give away a poem as children left the Department Store's Christmas Grotto.  'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' was a great success in 1948, and just about every year since.  In 1949 Gene Autry, the singing cowboy, recorded the first version of the song.

The Names of the Other Christmas Reindeer

In addition to Rudolph, Santa has eight more reindeer who haul the sleigh the other reindeer are called: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.   See more on the names of Santa's reindeer

Santa Claus Takes Poor, Sick Rudolph to the Vet

He says to the vet, 'Doctor, please do something for my Rudolph. His nose won't light up.

The vet walks out of the room and returns with a pet carrier.  He places the pet carrier next to the reindeer, opens it and out steps a cat.  The cat walks around the reindeer and sniffs it.  The cat then climbs back into the carrier. The animal doctor takes it out of the room and returns. He hands Santa Claus the bill.

Santa gasps, '$350 dollars! [UK £700] You didn't do anything for my Rudolph and you're charging me $350 dollars?.

The vet shrugged and replied, 'That's the usual charge.  $50 dollars for the office visit and $300 dollars for the CAT SCAN.'

Message from Rudolph the Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Tall Story

As we all know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be silent when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so that no one will know they are there.

One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and he heard a very loud, 'Snort sniff honk honk snort!' coming from one of his reindeer. Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. 'Snort sniff honk honk snort!'  Dogs in the neighbourhood began to bark.

'Shhh!' Santa hissed, 'Please be quiet!' 

He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. 'SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!'

Lights came on all over the neighbourhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows. Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to his home at the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and informed them, 'We are not going to deliver another present until the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and apologises!'  None of the reindeer stepped forward.

Santa held up a piece of paper. 'I know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. But I want to give you a chance to do the right thing on your own.'

Still none of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he could do.

[please scroll down]

[are you ready?]

[here it comes]

He read off the rude-nosed reindeer.................................[groan now] 

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