In idea for an email to send to the boss. Best time the week just before, or just after Xmas.
Dear Boss
So sorry, but I cannot make it into the office today. When I opened my
front door I found 20 inches of snow on my door step. Here attached, is a photograph to show you that what I say is true.
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Christmas
Christmas Day
Christmas Day: Jesus's official birth day is 25th December. Church leaders decided this date in the 4th Century. Historians and theologians now believe that Jesus was born at some time
between 4 and 6 BC or Before the common era, BCE as it is now called.
Will and Guy have found that, in their experience, people either love or
hate these attractive creatures. Unlike the pack-forming grey wolves,
red foxes are solitary animals. Their home ranges may be shared with only
one or two members of the opposite sex.
Foxes stalk their prey just like cats. Also like cats, they often play
with their catch before they kill it. If they aren't hungry, they may even
catch mice just to play with, then let them go when they are done. A
fox's hearing is so acute that it can hear a watch ticking some 40 metres
away.
Description: The Red Fox is about the size of a large cat. In fact,
although it is a member of the dog family, some of its habits are very cat
like as well. Appearance wise, it has a reddish coat with white underneath
and a big bushy tail with normally a white tip.
Habitat: Foxes live in many areas of the world. Will regularly has a
vixen and her cubs living near to the bottom of his garden in suburban
Hampshire, England. They can live in the deepest wilderness or right in your
backyard with equal ease.
Diet: Foxes are carnivores. That means that they eat other animals. Their
favourite food include rodents, rabbits and small birds. If they live near
people, they are famous for raiding hen houses and stealing chickens.
Not what you would expect from a fox. Perhaps when they snow for the first time they are as carefree and crazy as
car drivers. See fox hunting with a pack of hounds.
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