Funny Snowman Pictures

Funny Snowman Picturesfunny Christmas snowman picture

Will and Guy have collected these funny snowman pictures and cartoons to bring you variety.

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The World's Smallest SnowmanWorld's smallest snowman

David Cox created the world's smallest snowman at the National Physical Laboratory in West London.  Even at his fattest this tiny snowman is less than the width of a human hair.  David created the structure from two tin beads, which he usually employs to calibrate his electron microscope lenses.  He used platinum to weld the tiny blobs to form the snowman.  He then focused an ion beam to carve the eyes and smile.  Lastly he used another blob of platinum for the nose.

Idyllic Snowman - Wish I Was There!

Idyllic Snowman - Wish I was there

Sad But True - Melting Snowman PictureSnowman Melting - I'll be dead soon

This time it the truism of his sign 'I'll be dead soon' that brings a smile to my lips.  But it also makes me sad.

These snowman pictures, are typical of the humour that Will and Guy wish to collect.  Simple, yet thought provoking; every day items, yet fire the imagination to faraway places.

Hope for a Melting Snowman?

Snowman melts with cigar

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No Hope - Especially if You Smoke Cigars

Snowman melts with cigar

Snowman Bounces Back

Snowman on water

Snowman Jokes:

  1. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
    A snowmobile.
  2. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes .
  3. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite.
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New Snow-Cat

Snowman gets burned

Another Funny Snowman in TroubleChristmas snowman

snowman picture

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.

Baby Snowball - From the Cradle ...

Snowman baby

Pictures of a Snowmen Partyfunny Christmas snowman picture

There is something particularly charming, amusing, about the way that the photographer has framed this snowmen picture right.

Lots of images rattle around in my mind.  The pictures also make me want to go out and build a snowman or two and create a similar effect myself.  What a lovely, lingering idea.

 ..... To the Grave

Saddest Picture of All - Funeral of a Snowman

Snowman FuneralSnowman Endangered Species

For Guy, the snowman funeral was a slow burning joke.  At first I did not see the significance of the bucket.  Once I realized that it contained the watery remains of their fellow snowman then the picture became clear.  Also Eddie sent me the funny snowman picture below.

Cause of Death - Snowman will Melt for Water

Funny Snowman Funeral

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Frosty The Snowman - Lyrics by Steve 'Jack' Rollins and Steve Nelson

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

In 1950 Gene Autry and the Cass Country Boys recorded 'Frosty the Snowman'.  Other artists have made cover versions including Ella Fitzgerald and The Jackson 5.

Some versions have an extra verse.

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, 'Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away.'
Down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler 'Stop!'
For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
'Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day.'

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the Snowman is a popular Christmas song written by Steve 'Jack' Rollins and Steve Nelson and recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950. Like Jingle Bells and several other songs about winter, Frosty the Snowman is considered to be a Christmas song despite not mentioning Christmas at all. It was written after Gene Autry recorded 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' and the single sold 2 million copies.


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