Funny Snowman Jokes

Funny Snowman Jokes

Rather like snow itself, Will and Guy only like clean snowman jokes.

But first a snow woman joke.  Why are snow women like snow flakes?  Each is beautiful. They are all different, yet the can be as cold as ice.  However, they'll all melt away when they land on your face.

• Snowman Jokes
• Pictures of Snowmen
• What Can These Snowmen Smell?
• Can You Tell if a Snowman is Lying?
• Raymond Briggs' Famous Snowman Short Film
• How to Make a Snowman

Snowman Jokes

• What do you call a snowman in the summer?
  A puddle.
• What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
  Lost.
• What happened when the shy snowgirl ditched her snowboy?
  She gave him the cold shoulder.
• What do cool snowmen wear on their heads ?
  Ice caps.
• What do snowmen eat for lunch?
  Ice-bergers.
• Where do snowmen go to dance?
  Snowballs.
• How do snowmen travel to the snow-field?
  By icicle.

What Can These Snowmen Smell?

Can You Tell if a Snowman is Lying?

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The World's Smallest Snowman

David Cox created the world's smallest snowman at the National Physical Laboratory in West London.  Even at his fattest this tiny snowman is less than the width of a human hair.  David created the structure from two tin beads, which he usually employs to calibrate his electron microscope lenses.  He used platinum to weld the tiny blobs to form the snowman.  He then focused an ion beam to carve the eyes and smile.  Lastly he used another blob of platinum for the nose.

Raymond Briggs' Famous Snowman Short Film

In Raymond Briggs' animation, a little boy called James wakes up to find a blanket covering of snow.  It's magical to James and he rushes out of his house and into the garden.  It's not long before he builds a snowman.   That night James cannot sleeps so he decides to get up check on his snowman.  As he opens the back door he is amazed because the snowman has come to life! 

James and the snowman begin a friendship which results in a magical adventure to enthrall adults and children.

Never miss a chance to see the Snowman on T.V., and consider booking a performance on stage, such as the Peacock theatre in London.

Here to the right are Frosty the Snowman and James 'Walking in the Air', with Aled Jones doing the singing.

Another Tranche of Snowmen Jokes

• Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
  Frosties!
• What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers? 
  Chilly sauce!
• What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
  The ones with thick icing!
• What did the snowman's hat say to the scarf?
  You hang around while I go on ahead.
• What sort of ball doesn't bounce?  A snowball.

How to Make a Snowman

Never miss a chance to build your own snowman.  If you are fortunate to get a snowfall, then as soon as it stops go out and build a snowman using the fresh snow.  The best way is to make a regular snowball then roll it in a snowdrift.  If it starts getting cylindrical rather than round, just turn it over and roll the other way.

One you have made one round ball, then use that for his head and make an even bigger giant snowball for the snowman's body.  The second ball is always bigger than the first because you have learnt the technique.

Deluxe snowmen have three huge snowballs, one on top of the other as shown on the snowman to the right.  If possible get a friend to help you, a second pair of hands is useful for both rolling the snowman's body, and lifting his torso into position.

There is a second technique for building your snowman, and that is simply to shovel the snow into a big pile, then shape the column into a snowman.  This method works well if you have lots of people and big shovels!

Snowman's Eyes, Nose, Mouth and Arms

For transforming your snowman into human form you need different skills.  Traditionally a carrot is good for the nose, surprisingly a banana also works.  The problem comes with the eyes, nobody had coal anymore so you have to improvise.  Rummage around for something black and circular for the eyes, stones or big buttons are good substitutes. 

Rather than having a bald snowman, give him an old hat. Some people use sticks for the snowman's arms, but this is strictly optional.  Talking of extras, use a little imagination and consider sacrificing an old scarf or even a cracked pair of sunglasses for the good of the snowmen project.  I say snowmen, because what's really fun is to make a family of snow statues.

Snowman Takes to the Woods

A Few More Funny Snowmen Jokes

1. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
   A snowmobile.
2. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
   Snowflakes.
3. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
   Frostbite.
4. Why did the snow-drop ?
   Because it heard the cro-cus.
5. How do you explain ice to a child?
   Skid stuff!

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