Will and Guy can bring you this special report. On the evening of 31st
March, 2009, Tim Tevebaugh was driving home from work east of Craigmont in
the southern Idaho Panhandle. Across the rolling hay fields, Tim saw a
very unusual phenomenon. The snow rollers that he took pictures of are
extremely rare because of the unique combination of snow, wind, temperature
and moisture needed to create them. They form with light but sticky snow and
strong (but not too strong) winds. These snow rollers formed during the day
as they weren't present in the morning on Tim’s drive to work.
Snow rollers are a curious meteorological phenomenon where cylindrical
snowballs form as a gentle wind blows the snow once it's settled on the
ground. The result is the snow forms a ball and increase in diameter
as it collects snow. It's as though nature mimics the way children
make snowmen. However these snow rollers look more like logs than
snowman, and unusually, a snow roller may be hollow in the middle. To get an
idea of the scale, snow rollers can be as small as a tennis ball, or as
large as an oil drum. However, they are mostly about 8 to 15 inches in
diameter. See
another collection of Snow Rollers here.
This photo must have been taken by a marketing executive!
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How to Make a Snowman
Never miss a chance to build your own snowman. If you are fortunate to get a snowfall, then as soon as it stops go out and build a snowman using the fresh snow. The best way is to make a regular snowball
then roll it in a snowdrift. If it starts getting cylindrical rather than round, just turn it over and roll the other way.
One you have made one round ball, then use that for his head and make an even bigger giant snowball for the snowman's body. The second ball is always bigger than the first because you have learnt the
technique.
Deluxe snowmen have three huge snowballs, one on top of the other as shown on the snowman to the right. If possible get a friend to help you, a second pair of hands is useful for both rolling the
snowman's body, and lifting his torso into position.
There is a second technique for building your snowman, and that is simply to shovel the snow into a big pile, then shape the column into a snowman. This method works well if you have lots of people and
big shovels!
Snowman's Eyes, Nose, Mouth and Arms
For transforming your snowman into human form you need different skills. Traditionally a carrot is good for the nose, surprisingly a banana also works. The problem comes with the eyes, nobody had coal anymore so you have to improvise. Rummage
around for something black and circular for the eyes, stones or big buttons are good substitutes.
Rather than having a bald snowman, give him an old hat. Some people use sticks for the snowman's arms, but this is strictly optional. Talking of extras, use a little imagination and consider sacrificing
an old scarf or even a cracked pair of sunglasses for the good of the snowmen project. I say snowmen, because what's really fun is to make a family of snow statues.
Footnote: Once you finish your masterpiece, please take a snowman picture and send it to us.
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