Funny Christmas Stuff

Funny Christmas Stuff

Here is Will and Guy's assortment of amusing Christmas nick-nacks.

• Christmas Party Stuff
• Snow Prevents Getting to Work
• Political Correctness - Even at Christmas
• Father Christmas Stuff and Nonesense

Christmas Party Stuff

After the Christmas Party...

Snow Prevents Getting to Work Next Day

Here is idea for an email to send from home to the boss.

Dear Boss

So sorry, but I cannot make it into the office today.  When I opened my front door I found 20 inches of snow on my door step.  Here attached, is a photograph to show you that what I say is true.

Yours

Dosser McSciver

P.S. This is where Dosser was actually staying:

See more Snow Pictures here

Political Correctness - Even at Christmas

Funny Christmas Singing Stuff

Sung to the Tune "Deck The Halls"

Deck the malls this Christmas season,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Push your charge card to its limit
fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your check book now has nothing in it.
fa la la la la, la la la la.

How Many Days of Christmas?

Father Christmas Stuff and Nonesense

This Santa group demands swine flu vaccine priority.  A group representing Father Christmases: the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, is calling for Santa Clauses in the USA to be placed on the priority list for swine flu vaccine shots. Members of the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, including president Nicholas Trolli (bottom centre).

Swine flu has become such a concern for the U.S. Santa organisations that the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas (AORBS) even featured a seminar on the illness at a recent conference in Philadelphia.

Santa's - Bad Back

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