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Funny Christmas Trees
∇Will's Funny Christmas TreeI see that Will even has an advent calendar underneath his Christmas tree. Early January: Will drives his Christmas tree to the bottle bank
∗Artificial Christmas Tree RecallNovember 2007, Liverpool, England: The Merseyside Food Inspection Agency (MFIA) has issued a warning about artificial Christmas tree made in Korea. The problem concerns the Ringo beatle which infests tree bark and may escape and attack people's skin and lay eggs in their hair. A MFIA spokesperson said, 'The trees should have been treated with Rollingus stone which makes the Ringo beatle listless and curl up. However, this batch of artificial trees are untreated, consequently, this beetle can cause hysteria in teenagers and flashbacks in older people. Strangely, the illness affects females more seriously than males'. The affected model is the 'Sergeant Pepper' and the batch number is FAB4. In December MFIA issued a recall notice for these artificial Christmas trees. Anyone who bought a 'Sergeant Pepper' tree in November should return it to the shop from where they purchased it and ask for a refund. To help with Beatle identification, the MFIA has released the following funny Christmas tree picture: Identification guide to help with the recall of artificial Christmas trees Ξ
Christmas tree goes
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