Funny Christmas Trees

Pictures of Funny Christmas Trees

Here is Will's collection of amusing Christmas trees.

• Will's Funny Christmas Tree
• Artificial Christmas Tree Recall
• Christmas tree goes through the roof
• Sublime Christmas Tree
• Animated Christmas Card - Free Download

Will's Funny Christmas Tree

I see that Will even has an advent calendar underneath his Christmas tree.

Will's Fridge at Christmas

Guy thought this was a funny Christmas tree in a shop window. 
Then he put on his spectacles.

Early January: Will Drives His Christmas Tree to the Bottle Bank

Footnote:
Please send us more pictures of funny Christmas trees.

Artificial Christmas Tree Recall

November 2009, Liverpool, England: The Merseyside Food Inspection Agency (MFIA) has issued a warning about artificial Christmas tree made in Korea.  The problem concerns the Ringo beatle which infests tree bark and may escape and attack people's skin and lay eggs in their hair.

A MFIA spokesperson said, 'The trees should have been treated with Rollingus stone which makes the Ringo beatle listless and curl up.  However, this batch of artificial trees are untreated, consequently, this beetle can cause hysteria in teenagers and flashbacks in older people.  Strangely, the illness affects females more seriously than males'. 

The affected model is the 'Sergeant Pepper' and the batch number is FAB4.  In December MFIA issued a recall notice for these artificial Christmas trees.  Anyone who bought a 'Sergeant Pepper' tree in November should return it to the shop from where they purchased it and ask for a refund.  To help with Beatle identification, the MFIA has released the following funny Christmas tree picture:

Above is an identification guide to help with the recall of artificial Christmas trees

Interesting Chocolate Christmas Tree

Six metre high Christmas tree made out of 60kg of chocolate.

Christmas Tree Goes Through the Roof

A father has filled his house with a giant 35ft Christmas tree cut from the New Forest in Southern England after his son was disappointed with last year's decorations.

At first glance it looks as if the massive tree has burst straight through the roof of the six-bedroom house in Carbery Avenue. Greg Howe has painstakingly cut the £250 [$375 USD] tree into three sections with the huge trunk in the living room, the middle section in a spare bedroom and the top perched on a flat part of the roof. Greg Howe enlisted the help of several friends and the fire brigade to get the star on top of the huge tree at his Bournemouth home. It is thought that in the interests of safety the star is, in fact, a smoke detector.

Will and Guy have learned the enormous tree is decorated with some 160 baubles and approximately 2000 led lights and is already proving a winner in the area and with Mr Howe's children.

From the Ridiculous to the Sublime Christmas tree

In 2006, Soo Kee, a jeweller from Singapore, built this Christmas tree. It has nearly 22,000 diamonds and almost 4000 crystal beads and has been valued at $1 million USD.[£490,000GBP].  See here for an enlarged photo of the Christmas tree which does the decorations justice.

The Nicest Present by Joanna and Karl Fuchs

Under the tree the gifts enthrall,
But the nicest present of them all
Is filling our thoughts with those who care,
Wanting our Christmas joy to share.

To you, whom we're often thinking of,
We send our holiday joy and love.

Upside-down Christmas Tree

The idea behind the upside-down Christmas tree is so that you can get more presents under the tree.  Note the size of the chair so that you can get an idea of the scale.

Animated Christmas Card - Free Download

Stage 1 - The Basic Christmas Tree

Stage 2 - See How to Drag the Baubles onto the funny Christmas tree

Stage 3 - The Finished Christmas Tree with Fairy

Note: The most fun is building your own Christmas tree from the download below.

The idea behind this animated Christmas card is that you click on elements on the tree, and then angels, lights and presents appear.  Really, you have to download the file below to see the effect.  The above Christmas tree pictures are merely static images showing just two of the many stages.

Free download of the whole Christmas presentation

We wish that we could get more of this type of presentation.  We would be happy to give credit and links to the source sites.

Ode To the Christmas Tree Angel

The time had come around again it was time to get our tree
In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee
Out into the country, dad drove for miles and miles
When at last he found the place, we could not contain our smiles

Dad headed to the tall pine trees, his sharpest axe in hand
Dutiful behind him trailed his merry little band
At last he spied the one he sought, a sapling straight and tall
"This will please your mum" he said, indeed it pleased us all

With swift clean strokes he had in no time cut it down
We placed the tree atop the car and headed back to town
The decorating of the tree this year would be supervised by Mum
The final piece, "The Angel" would be placed by the youngest one

This year my baby brother would be helped by sis and me
But as we lifted baby up we tripped and fell into the tree
Tangled in the trimmings we rode the tree as down it came
Mid tears and cries right through the lounge room windowpane

I carried on tradition with my children every year
But when it came to "Angel" time up came a nagging fear
Of breaking glass and angels wings and the message that it sent
To place my tree in a great big pot in reinforced cement!

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