Funny Christmas Trees
Funny Christmas Trees
- Will's Funny Christmas Tree
- Artificial Christmas Tree Recall
- Sublime Christmas Tree
- Animated Christmas Card - Free Download
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Will's Funny Christmas Tree
I see that Will even has an advent calendar underneath his Christmas tree.
Early January: Will drives his Christmas tree to the bottle bank
Artificial Christmas Tree Recall
November 2007, Liverpool, England: The Merseyside Food Inspection Agency (MFIA) has issued a warning about artificial Christmas tree made in Korea. The problem concerns the Ringo beatle which infests tree bark and may escape and attack people's skin and lay eggs in their hair.
A MFIA spokesperson said, 'The trees should have been treated with Rollingus stone which makes the Ringo beatle listless and curl up. However, this batch of artificial trees are untreated, consequently, this beetle can cause hysteria in teenagers and flashbacks in older people. Strangely, the illness affects females more seriously than males'.
The affected model is the 'Sergeant Pepper' and the batch number is FAB4. In December MFIA issued a recall notice for these artificial Christmas trees. Anyone who bought a 'Sergeant Pepper' tree in November should return it to the shop from where they purchased it and ask for a refund. To help with Beatle identification, the MFIA has released the following funny Christmas tree picture:
Identification guide to help with the recall of artificial Christmas trees
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From the ridiculous to the sublime Christmas tree
In 2006, Soo Kee, a jeweller from Singapore, built this Christmas tree. It has nearly 22,000 diamonds and almost 4000 crystal beads and has been valued at $1 million USD.[£490,000GBP]. See here for an enlarged photo of the Christmas tree which does the decorations justice.
Upside-down Christmas Tree
The idea behind the upside-down Christmas tree is so that you can get more presents under the tree. Note the size of the chair so that you can get an idea of the scale.
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Animated Christmas Card - Free Download
Stage 1 - The Basic Tree
Stage 2 - See How to Drag the Baubles onto the funny Christmas tree
Stage 3 - The Finished Christmas Tree with Fairy
Note: The most fun is building your own Christmas tree from the download below.
The idea behind this animated Christmas card is that you click on elements on the tree, and then angels, lights and presents appear. Really, you have to download the file below to see the effect. The above Christmas tree pictures are merely static images showing just two of the many stages.
Free download of the whole Christmas presentation
We wish that we could get more of this type of presentation. We would be happy to give credit and links to the source sites.
See more funny Christmas pictures:
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