Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK
so they don't hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.
Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct
posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off
their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents
without doing himself an injury.
Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute
of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, 'Of course there's only one
Santa - but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to
Christmas.'
Santa's elves are actually subordinate Clauses. When they are making
toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That's why we call them Santa's little
Elvis.
A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest
the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They
just want higher elf esteem.
They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just
like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could
give them the sack.
What a marvellous Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of
Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind.
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