Funny Christmas Cartoons - Santa's Elves

Funny Christmas Cartoons - Pictures of Santa and His Elves

Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny Christmas cartoons and clean joke pictures.

• Santa Calls for Reinforcements
• Disappointment if this is Your Neighborhood
• Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
• Well-bad Snowman Cartoon

Funny Elves Cartoons - Santa's Misfortunes

Santa Loses Elf

Santa Calls for Reinforcements

'Hello, is that the Employment Agency?   You have made a terrible mistake ..... I asked for 10 elves.'

More Silliness With Santa's Elves

Santa's elves are actually subordinate Clauses. When they are making toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That's why we call them Santa's little Elvis.

A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They just want higher elf esteem.

They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could give them the sack.

Bottom Line - No work for the Real Elves

Elf and Safety Course for Santa Claus

Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK so they don't hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.

Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents without doing himself an injury.

Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, 'Of course there's only one Santa - but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to Christmas.'

More Christmas Joke Pictures and Cartoons

Disappointment if this is Your Neigbourhood

See more funny pictures of Santa's sleigh

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

What a marvellous Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind.  See more funny cartoons of Rudolph

Well-bad Snowman Cartoon

Bring on the Dancing Snow Girls!

• See more funny cartoons of snowmen

One More Funny Christmas Cartoon Picture

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∗ Funny Christmas cartoons   ∗ Snow pictures   ∗ Christmas jokes   ∗ Funny Santa sleigh

∗ 'Feel good' Christmas pictures   ∗ Funny advent calendar   ∗ Funny turkey pictures

∗ Christmas food and drink   ∗ Snowmen pictures   ∗ Christmas humour    ∗ Nativity animation