Funny Christmas Cartoons - Santa's Elves
Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny Christmas caricatures, and clean joke pictures.
Elf and Safety Course for Santa Claus
Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK so they don't hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.
Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents without doing himself an injury.
Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, 'Of course there's only one Santa - but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to Christmas.'
More Christmas Cartoons and Joke Pictures
Santa's elves are actually subordinate Clauses. When they are making toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That's why we call them Santa's little Elvis.
A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They just want higher elf esteem.
They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could give them the sack.
Guy had to read the four cartoons again before I got this visual joke.
What a marvellous Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind. See more funny cartoons of Rudolph
Merry Christmas From Will and Guy
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