Funny Christmas Cat Pictures and Stories

Funny Christmas Cat Pictures and Stories

Here is Will and Guy's selection of funny Christmas cat pictures, and stories.  Some are amusing, while others induce that feel-good moment when you think of Christmas.

• Christmas Cat - or Cat for Christmas
• Santa Claws?
• Old Snow Cat and 3 New Snow-Cats
• Christmas Cat Lesson
• A Charming, Short, Witty Cat Story For Christmas

Christmas Cat - or Cat for Christmas

Santa Claws?

More Funny Cat Christmas Pictures

Old Snow Cat

Three New Snow-Cats --->  Two Months Later

Christmas Cat Lesson

When you drop a cat it ALWAYS lands on its feet.  However, when you drop a piece of toast, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down.  How about an experiment: strap a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat. Now when you drop the cat it will hover, spinning inches above the ground.   Your "buttered-cat array" could generate enough electricity to power a Christmas tree.

Dunce's Corner for Christmas Cat?

A Charming, Short, Witty Cat Story For Christmas

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.  Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl.

'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her mother explained as she handed over the fluffy little tabby kitten. 'Is that what you want?'

The little girl said, 'It's wonderful, mother...just what I wanted. There's just one thing wrong!' 'What's that?' her mother asked. 'Well, it has a cute little claw on the outside of every paw and another little claw on the inside of every paw - but the poor little thing has no claws at all in the middle of its paws!'

Her mother smiled. 'Don't worry, Kitty. When you wake up on Christmas morning you'll find the claws are there.'

Now Kitty loved her kitten dearly, but she worried d about the claws in the middle of its paws. The days passed and there wasn't even a hint, a clue or an inkling of claws in the middle of its paws. When Christmas Eve arrived and there was still no sign, Kitty went to her mother and asked again, 'Are you absolutely sure that the kitten will have its middle claws tomorrow? There's only a few hours to go and there's not a hint or clue or an inkling as to claws as far as I can see.'

'Wait till you wake up on Xmas morning,' her mother smiled and continued stuffing the turkey.

So Kitty went to sleep a worried girl. When she woke up on Christmas morning she ignored the presents in her stocking and rushed downstairs to look at her little kitten. She was astounded, amazed and just a little surprised to see that her kitten had four claws on every paw! The middle ones had appeared as if by magic. Kitty rushed to her parent's bedroom. 'Mummy , Mummy! The kitten has grown its middle claws!'

'Of course it has,' her mother grinned.
'But how did you know?' Kitty demanded.

Her father rolled over sleepily and sighed, 'Oh, Kitty, everybody knows that Centre-claws always comes at Christmas!'

Author unknown

Best Christmas Present

Midland Texas - "Twelve Days of Christmas"

Animal Services Director Paul O'Neill is hoping puppies, kittens and adult animals at the shelter will get homes in time for Christmas.

He's launching the "Twelve Days of Christmas" event providing $25 adoptions which include a rabies shot, city or county license, microchip and even a present for each animal getting a home.

"We are trying to hold as many adoptable animals as we can," he tells us. "Hopefully we can get them homes for Christmas."

This year I figured we might be able to spread Christmas cheer while helping these animals find good homes. So on Monday I accepted his invitation to visit the shelter with a photographer and share a few pictures with you.

See more about Christmas Cats here.

Cat and Mouse

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