Here is Will and Guy's selection of funny Christmas cat pictures, and
stories. Some are amusing, while others induce that feel-good moment when you think of Christmas.
When you drop a cat it ALWAYS lands on its feet. However, when you
drop a piece of toast, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down.
How about an experiment: strap a piece of buttered toast to the back of a
cat. Now when you drop the cat it will hover, spinning inches above the
ground. Your "buttered-cat array" could generate enough
electricity to power a Christmas tree.
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for
Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas
Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little
girl.
'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her
mother explained as she handed over the fluffy little tabby kitten. 'Is that
what you want?'
The little girl said, 'It's wonderful, mother...just what I wanted.
There's just one thing wrong!' 'What's that?' her mother asked. 'Well, it
has a cute little claw on the outside of every paw and another little claw
on the inside of every paw - but the poor little thing has no claws at all
in the middle of its paws!'
Her mother smiled. 'Don't worry, Kitty. When you wake up on Christmas
morning you'll find the claws are there.'
Now Kitty loved her kitten dearly, but she worried d about the claws in
the middle of its paws. The days passed and there wasn't even a hint, a clue
or an inkling of claws in the middle of its paws. When Christmas Eve arrived
and there was still no sign, Kitty went to her mother and asked again, 'Are
you absolutely sure that the kitten will have its middle claws tomorrow?
There's only a few hours to go and there's not a hint or clue or an inkling
as to claws as far as I can see.'
'Wait till you wake up on Xmas morning,' her mother smiled and
continued stuffing the turkey.
So Kitty went to sleep a worried girl. When she woke up on Christmas
morning she ignored the presents in her stocking and rushed downstairs to
look at her little kitten. She was astounded, amazed and just a little
surprised to see that her kitten had four claws on every paw! The middle
ones had appeared as if by magic. Kitty rushed to her parent's bedroom.
'Mummy , Mummy! The kitten has grown its middle claws!'
'Of course it has,' her mother grinned. 'But how did you know?' Kitty
demanded.
Her father rolled over sleepily and sighed, 'Oh, Kitty, everybody knows
that Centre-claws always comes at Christmas!'
Animal Services Director Paul O'Neill is hoping puppies, kittens and
adult animals at the shelter will get homes in time for Christmas.
He's launching the "Twelve Days of Christmas" event providing $25
adoptions which include a rabies shot, city or county license, microchip and
even a present for each animal getting a home.
"We are trying to hold as many adoptable animals as we can," he tells us.
"Hopefully we can get them homes for Christmas."
This year I figured we might be able to spread Christmas cheer while
helping these animals find good homes. So on Monday I accepted his
invitation to visit the shelter with a photographer and share a few pictures
with you.
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