Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories
Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories
Here is Will and Guy's selection of funny Christmas dogs. Some are amusing, while others induce that feel-good moment when you think of Christmas.
- Tell These Rules to Your Dog at Christmas Time
- Funny Christmas Dog - Frustrated
- How Dogs are Frustrated by Christmas
- Snowdog Snowman-dog
- A Christmas Dog Story
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Freezing Dogs
Tell These Rules to Your Dog at Christmas Time
Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how dogs look with fake antlers. Crazy.
The Christmas Tree:
They may bring a large tree into
the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and
decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for
your humans, so here are some things canines need to know: 
- Don't pee on the tree.
- Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
- Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
- If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
- Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.
Discretion
Your humans may occasionally invite lots
of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of
fun, but they also call for some discretion on the part of we dogs:
- Not all strangers appreciate kisses.
- Do not eat off the buffet table.
- Beg for goodies by all means but do it…….. subtly.
- Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa.
- Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.
Manners:
Likewise, your humans may take you visiting
at Christmas. Here your manners will also be important:
- Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house.
- Tolerate children.
- Turn on your charm big time.
- A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Do not bite him.
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How Dogs are Frustrated by Christmas
More Frustration: Have You Got a Bottle Opener?
A Rescue Dog's Christmas Poem
Based on the epithet that: "A dog is not just for Christmas".
'Tis the
night before Christmas and all through the town,
every shelter is full -
we are lost but not found,
Our numbers are hung on our kennels so bare,
we hope every minute that someone will care,
They'll come to adopt us and
give us the call,
"Come here, Max and Sparkie - come fetch your new
ball!!"
But now we sit here and think of the days...
we were treated so fondly
- we had cute, baby ways,
Once we were little, then we grew and we grew -
now we're no longer young and we're no longer new.
So out the back door
we were thrown like the trash,
they reacted so quickly - why were they so
rash?
We "jump on the children", "don't come when they call",
we "bark when
they leave us", "climb over the wall".
We should have been neutered, we
should have been spayed,
now we suffer the consequence of the errors they
made.
If only they'd trained us, if only we knew...
we'd have done
what they asked us and worshiped them, too.
We were left in the backyard, or worse - let to roam -
now we're tired
and lonely and out of a home.
They dropped us off here and they kissed us
good-bye...
"Maybe someone else will give you a try."
So now here we
are, all confused and alone...
in a shelter with others who long for a
home.
The kind workers come through with a meal and a pat,
with so many to
care for, they can't stay to chat,
They move to the next kennel, giving
each of us cheer...
we know that they wonder how long we'll be here.
We lay down to sleep and sweet dreams fill our heads...
of a home filled
with love and our own cosy beds.
Then we wake to see sad eyes, brimming with tears -
our friends filled
with emptiness, worry, and fear.
If you can't adopt us and there's no
room at the Inn -
could you help with the bills and fill our food bin?
We count on your kindness each day of the year -
can you give more than
hope to everyone here?
Please make a donation to pay for the heat...
and help get us
something special to eat.
The shelter that cares for us wants us to live,
and more of us will, if more people will give.
Author unknown
Irish Terrier - Fretting About Christmas
Indeterminate* Terrier - Not Fretting
* Please write to us if you can identify the breed of this funny Christmas dog.
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More Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories
Dog Ice-cream
Will and Guy thought that Yogund would be a nice treat for your dog at Christmas. There is also a product called Polar Pups, a cool treat made with soy milk. Fact is stranger than fiction.
A company called Wagg Foods in Yorkshire, England have developed a doggy treat made from frozen yoghurt, Panting Peanut Mutter, Oaty Pawfection and Chase Your Tail Cheesecake. And hidden in the ice cream are dog biscuits.
Snowdog Snowman-dog
What should we call these dog sculptures?
Dogman does not seem right.
Snowdog seems the
best description.
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A Christmas Dog Story
Tonight's my first night as a watchdog and here it is Christmas Eve The children are sleeping all cosy upstairs, While I'm guarding the stockings and tree.
What's that now? Footsteps on the rooftop? Could it be a cat or mouse? Who's this down the chimney? A thief with a beard and a big sack for robbing the house?
I'm barking, I'm growling, I'm biting his rear. He howls and jumps back in his sleigh. I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air. I've frightened the whole bunch away!
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again. The stockings are safe as can be. Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow and see how I've guarded the tree?
Written by Shel Silverstein 
Christmas Presents for Your Dog
A Puppy's Christmas
It's the day before Christmas
And all through the house
The puppies
are squeaking
An old rubber mouse.
The wreath which had merrily
Hung on the door
Is scattered in
pieces
All over the floor.
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The stockings that hung
In a neat little row
Now boast a hole in
Each one of the toes.
The tree was subjected
To bright-eyed whims,
And now, although
splendid,
It's missing some limbs.
I catch them and hold them.
"Be good", I insist.
They lick me, then
run off
To see what they've missed.
And now as I watch them
The thought comes to me,
That theirs is the
spirit
That Christmas should be.
Should children and puppies
Yet show us the way,
And teach us the
joy
That should come with this day?
Could they bring the message
That's written above,
And tell us
that, most of all
Christmas is love.
- Anonymous
Footnote:
Please send us your funny pictures of
Christmas dogs
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