Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories

Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories 

Here is Will and Guy's selection of funny Christmas dogs.  Some are amusing, while others induce that feel-good moment when you think of Christmas.

• Tell These Rules to Your Dog at Christmas Time
• Funny Christmas Dog - Frustrated
• How Dogs are Frustrated by Christmas
• Snowdog Snowman-dog
• A Dog's Christmas Eve

Freezing Dogs

Tell These Rules to Your Dog at Christmas Time

Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you.  They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how dogs look with fake antlers.  Crazy.

The Christmas Tree:
They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so here are some things canines need to know:

• Don't pee on the tree.
• Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
• Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
• If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
• Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.

Discretion
Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on the part of we dogs:

• Not all strangers appreciate kisses.
• Do not eat off the buffet table.
• Beg for goodies by all means but do it…….. subtly.
• Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa.
• Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.

Manners:
Likewise, your humans may take you visiting at Christmas. Here your manners will also be important:

• Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house.
• Tolerate children.
• Turn on your charm big time.
•  A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night.  Do not bite him.

How Dogs are Frustrated by Christmas

More Frustration: Have You Got a Bottle Opener?

Irish Terrier - Fretting About Christmas

Indeterminate* Terrier - Not Fretting

* Please write to us if you can identify the breed of this funny Christmas dog.

More Funny Christmas Dog Pictures and Stories

Dog Ice-cream

Will and Guy thought that Yogund would be a nice treat for your dog at Christmas.  There is also a product called Polar Pups, a cool treat made with soy milk.  Fact is stranger than fiction.

A company called Wagg Foods in Yorkshire, England have developed a doggy treat made from frozen yoghurt, Panting Peanut Mutter, Oaty Pawfection and Chase Your Tail Cheesecake. And hidden in the ice cream are dog biscuits.

Snowdog  Snowman-dog

What should we call these dog sculptures? 
Dogman does not seem right.
Snowdog seems the best description.

A Dog's Christmas Eve

Tonight's my first night as a watchdog and here it is Christmas Eve The children are sleeping all cosy upstairs, While I'm guarding the stockings and tree.

What's that now? Footsteps on the rooftop? Could it be a cat or mouse? Who's this down the chimney? A thief with a beard and a big sack for robbing the house?

I'm barking, I'm growling, I'm biting his rear. He howls and jumps back in his sleigh. I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air. I've frightened the whole bunch away!

Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again. The stockings are safe as can be. Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow and see how I've guarded the tree?

Written by Shel Silverstein

Christmas Present for Your Dog

Footnote:
Please send us your funny Christmas dog pictures.

Funny Animal Stuff at Christmas

The Red Fox in Christmas Snow

Will and Guy have found that, in their experience, people either love or hate these attractive creatures.  Unlike the pack-forming grey wolves, red foxes are solitary animals. Their home ranges may be shared with only one or two members of the opposite sex.

Foxes stalk their prey just like cats. Also like cats, they often play with their catch before they kill it. If they aren't hungry, they may even catch mice just to play with, then let them go when they are done.  A fox's hearing is so acute that it can hear a watch ticking some 40 metres away.

Description: The Red Fox is about the size of a large cat. In fact, although it is a member of the dog family, some of its habits are very cat like as well. Appearance wise, it has a reddish coat with white underneath and a big bushy tail with normally a white tip.

Habitat: Foxes live in many areas of the world. Will regularly has a vixen and her cubs living near to the bottom of his garden in suburban Hampshire, England. They can live in the deepest wilderness or right in your backyard with equal ease.

Diet: Foxes are carnivores. That means that they eat other animals. Their favourite food include rodents, rabbits and small birds. If they live near people, they are famous for raiding hen houses and stealing chickens.

Fox out Foxed?

Not what you would expect from a fox.  Perhaps when they snow for the first time they are as carefree and crazy as car drivers.  See fox hunting with a pack of hounds.

Duck Landing in Snow

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