Funny Religious Christmas Jokes

Funny Religious Christmas Jokes

Will and Guy's collection of clean but funny religious Christmas jokes.

• Christmas Tale from the Inn at Bethlehem
• Funny Religious Jokes from Christmas Crackers
• More Religious Christmas Jokes

Christmas Tale from the Inn at Bethlehem

Did you hear about the St Michael's Primary School nativity play?
Two children are dressed as Mary and Joseph, and they are on their way to the inn at Bethlehem.

Meanwhile on the other side of the stage, a lad in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile phone.  He is calling the inn to make a reservation.

Another Christmas Nativity Joke

Place:  The Middle School nativity play. 
Scene: The Inn at Bethlehem on Christmas Eve.

Joseph: Do you have any room at the inn?
Inn Keeper: (Over-playing his role)  Yes, plenty, come on in.

Joseph: [Jaw drops, speechless]

Footnote:
In the nativity play, the inn keeper is supposed to say 'There is no room in the inn', and this is how the baby Jesus came to be born in a stable.

Father John and His Young Parishioner

It was the Sunday after Christmas at St Peter and Saint Paul's Church in Borden, Kent, England.  Father John was looking at the nativity scene prior to packing away the figures when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the scene.

Immediately, Father John turned towards the vicarage in order to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Harry with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

Father John walked up to Harry and said, 'Well, Harry, where did you get the little infant?'

Harry replied honestly, 'I took him from the church, Father John.'

'And why did you take him?'

With a sheepish smile, Harry said, 'Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it.'

Footnote:
This funny religious joke is an ideal yarn to spin at any Christmas party.

Funny Religious Jokes from Christmas Crackers

• Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?  Samson because he brought the house down.
• Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• Tonight's sermon: 'What is hell?' Come early and listen to our carol practice.
• Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?  When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

A Tree for Christmas

Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbour's windows, Nathan asks his father, 'Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?'

'What? No, of course not.' says his father.

'Why not?' asks Nathan again.

Bewildered, his father replies, 'Well, Nathan, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness.'

More Religious Christmas Jokes

Remarkable Service

Young Eddie was spending Christmas with his grand parents.  On Christmas morning the family went to church.  While they were waiting to go in Eddie checked all the announcements, and pictures along the walls.  When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby verger, 'Who are all those men in the pictures?'

The verger replied, 'Why, those are our boys who died in the service'.

Dumbfounded, the Jonathan asked, 'Was that the carol service or the Christmas Day service?'

Charity Begins at Christmas

After the Advent church service, eight year old Lee said to the preacher: 'When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.'

'Well, thank you, 'the preacher replied, 'but why?'

'Because my father says that you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had.'

Spot the Fool?

Father George was opening his Christmas cards one December morning.  Out of one the cards came a single sheet of paper on it was written only one word: 'Fool'. The following Sunday, in church, Father George announced to the assembled congregation, 'I have known many people who have written notes to me and forgotten to sign their names. But this week I received a note from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter.'

Footnote:
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