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Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas QuotesSnow Sayings and Quotes

Will and Guy have a funny quote for every occasion.  We are confident that you will find 2 or 3 witty quotations for a Christmas Day, Boxing Day or a New Year's Eve get-together.

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Ten Favourite Snow Quotes and Sayings

  1. Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.  Alfred Hitchcock
  2. Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own.  John Wanamaker Snow Sayings and Quotes
  3. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. Unknown
  4. Snowmen fall from heaven....... unassembled. Unknown
  5. Don't complain about the snow on your neighbour's roof when your doorstep is unclean. Confucius
  6. A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.  Carl Reiner
  7. The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.  Neither need you do anything but be yourself.  Laozi
  8. Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.  Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  9. Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity.  Novala Takemoto
  10. I thought her
    As chaste as unsunned snow - William Shakespeare from 'Cymbeline'

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...... *

Is a song written by lyricist Sammy Cahn and composer Jule Styne in 1945.

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found? JB Priestley

Let it Snow - Christmas Quotes

Photo: Rhys Davies and taken in Northern Ireland

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Five More Funny Snow Sayings

  1. A Canadian Weather Rhyme:
    A first snow on unfrozen ground
    Means winter will not stick around.
  2. A Saying from Nova Scotia
    The devil's wife is fluffing her pillows. [This is said when it snows while the sun is shining.]
    Another saying from Canada
  3. You can't make cheesecake from snow. Work with what you have.
    The Inuit
  4. The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.
  5. The Motto Of The US Postal Service
    Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
 

Facts and Trivia About Snow

  • Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.
  • All snowflakes have six sides.
  • Snowflakes aren't always white. Years ago, when coal was used in factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
  • The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
  • The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
  • The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
  • It is a blizzard when you can't see for ¼ mile; the winds are always 35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a snowstorm.
  • Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.
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Funny Christmas Quotes Funny Christmas Quotes Santa

  1. 'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.  What's in that pipe that he's smoking?'
    Arlo Guthrie
  2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? 
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
    Anonymous
  3. You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
    Robert Paul
  4. Who's the bane of Santa's life?
    The elf and safety officer.  Catherine Tate
  5. 'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.'  Bernard Manning
  6. 'A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.'
    Anonymous
  7. 'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.'  Victor Borge  See more funny Santa quotes.
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Christmas Quotes: Angels Funny Christmas Quotes Santa

  • Do not neglect hospitality, for through it some have unknowingly entertained angels.  Hebrews
  • We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides.  Saint Thomas Aquinas
  • We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.  Chekov
  • These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work to do, A bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer, And a guardian angel always near.  Irish Blessing
  • True friends are like angels. They are precious and rare, and false friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
  • See more about Christmas angels.

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