Not everyone has a traditional conifer as their tree at Christmas time.
Will and Guy have searched the net to bring you some quite different and
alternative styles of decorated Christmas tree. We hope they may bring a smile to your face.
Creating PowerPoint Presentations is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get
started making your own PPT slides and building them into a presentation.
The whole PowerPoint program is intuitive and easy to learn. If you have
Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word
and Excel.
One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation. Just
download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint. As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how
to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'. To
make an Christmas slide show requires these skills;
Imagination - Think of a Christmas theme or idea.
Artistic - An eye for a good picture.
Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide.
Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this the easiest skill of them all, the
program is so intuitive.
Good luck with creating your PowerPoint Presentation
Has the above structure been abandoned by a green doormat salesman?
Sadly, it's the work of the Health (elf?) and Safety committee in Poole,
Dorset, England.
Official speak says it's wonderful because, it has no trunk therefore it
won't blow over on street traders. There are no branches to break off
and land on someone's head, no pine needles to poke a passer-by in the eye,
no decorations for drunken teenagers to steal and no angel, presumably
because it would need a dangerously long ladder to place it at the top.
For as long as people in Poole could remember they had a lovely genuine
Norwegian fir, which was tastefully decorated in coloured lights at a cost of
about £500. In contrast the green dormat tree cost not £1,400 as we
first thought but a whopping £14,000.
After dark it displays fairy lights and has built-in speakers to play
Christmas carols, but 95% of the Poole residents preferred the traditional
tree.
Here is one of those pictures of unusual Christmas trees where you can
devise your own caption.
I love my Christmas tree. (Will)
Is there a monkey puzzle tree under there somewhere? (Guy)
Upside Down Christmas Trees Are Fun
Will and Guy's idea behind an upside down Christmas trees is
so that you can get more presents under the tree! Check out the size of the chair so that you can get an idea of the scale.
However, the truth is somewhat different. The tradition of the
Christmas tree began as a communal celebration, not with a tree in
everyone's home, but with one tree in the town square. As such, the
tree was decorated, then suspended upside-down by its trunk from a cable
stretched across the square. This was symbolic and widely visible,
furthermore, the orientation maintained the tree's color longer than placing
it upright. (Extra information supplied by John Wall)
Santa Claus is the patron saint of supply and demand is a quotation
to be found on a BBC [British Broadcasting Corporation] online business
page. The following article is based on that quote. Will and Guy have
considerable sympathy with that point of view.
The Business that is Christmas
Christmas has become vital to the global economy, and that has begun
to outweigh its religious significance, especially for children. The
luxury goods market at Christmas is worth £35bn, [approx. $65bn USD]
while the music business sees 40% of its annual sales at Christmas. More
than 70% of children associate Christmas with Santa Claus, and only 8%
with Jesus Christ, we have learned.
In 1647 Oliver Cromwell and the Puritans ordered the Mayor of London
to tear down and burn decorations to stamp out all signs of Christmas
frivolity. It was in the 19th century that the USA re-invented the
holiday. A Philadelphia department store introduced Santa Claus;
originally a 4th century monk, the patron saint of gifts, as a selling
technique.
The Place of Christmas Trees
The Christmas tree tradition came from Germany, through Prince
Albert, Queen Victoria's husband, who introduced it in 1847 to the UK.
Now over 7m Christmas trees are sold the UK, worth £150m and they are
decorated with £200m worth of tinsel and baubles. We also consume 60,000
tons of chocolate worth £600m, 200 million litres of soft drinks, and
10m turkeys. Britain makes 2000 million crackers each year. To earn £60
a week, home workers make 1500 crackers at 4p each, the components,
however, are imported from China.
Christmas Tree Customs.
Christmas certainly has become the beating heart of a huge
global industry
Around the world, production lines have been rolling all year: from
the toy factories of China which makes 80% of the toys sold at
Christmas, to the perfumeries and luxury goods manufacturers of France,
the video game designers of Lara Croft in Derby, England to the
manufacturers of must-have video games in Japan, to the Christmas tree
plantations of Britain. All of them are hoping that despite financial
uncertainties that we spend extravagantly at Christmas.
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The UK toy market is worth almost £2bn. With half that expenditure
coming in the few weeks before Christmas, manufacturers and retailers
can't start early enough to begin marketing their products. Even in the
heat of summer, world-famous toy shop Hamleys opens its doors to the
media to watch manufacturers jostling to be the must-have Christmas toy.
Over 20,000 new toys are developed each year, but only a few hundred
will make it onto the toy shop shelves, and maybe a few dozen will be
hits. To persuade them, UK children are exposed to 18,000 TV ads each
year and successful companies can make massive sales. The following
figures support this proposition:
The Pokemon craze saw 1000 product licences up for grabs from
Nintendo. Totally sales reached $18bn.
More than 22 billion Barbie dolls have been sold since its
launch by Mattel.
Barbie's rival, Sindy, developed by Hasbro, faces an uphill
struggle in penetrating the crucial US market. Will and Guy's
Conclusions
Ironically, the production of toys is a global business with the
main production centres in Asia, whose people do not even celebrate the
Christmas holiday.
In China, a skilled workforce on a monthly wage equivalent to the
price of a single toy manufactures almost 80% of the toys sold at
Christmas.
Toys are now designed in one continent [America], manufactured in
another [Asia], and marketed in a third continent [Europe].
Footnote: Please send us your unusual Christmas
tree pictures and stories.
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