Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change
a light bulb? A: Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a
light bulb? A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...
Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a
light bulb? A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of
system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried the light switch?
Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: Eight: one to work the
bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb
works fine on the system in my office ...
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a
light bulb? A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be
for a Macintosh user.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard.
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