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'Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.' Andy Rooney

Most Serious Computer Error
Signs that You've had TOO MUCH Computing
Newest Computer Boffin
How to start the day and feel really good:

Signs that You've had TOO MUCH Computing

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

George landed his first computer programming position and he was thrilled. His father, Colin, although a stranger to the field, shared George's enthusiasm and welcomed him at the door when he arrived home after his first day, inquiring, 'What did you do at work today?'

He listened intently while George explained in great detail his eight hours of COBOL, binary code and JCL errors.

When George arrived home the following night, once again his father, Colin, was waiting at the front door.' So, 'he greeted George, 'what did you have for lunch today?'

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How to start the day and feel really good:

Open a new file on your computer.
Entitle it 'Housework.'
Place it in the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly.
Now you feel much better.

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