I Don't Do Windows

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous




I don't pull weeds

in the garden because .. I don't want to get  in God's way,  HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because .

My husband

will never be able to find them again. 
 

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. 


  
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!



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