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Windows 8 Jokes
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Windows 8 Jokes and Funny Pictures

They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows 8.

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Customer: How much does Windows 8 cost?

Tech Support: Windows costs about $300.

Customer: Oh, that's kind of expensive.
Can I buy just one window?

Windows 8 Joke Error Messages

Five favourite error messages that were trialled during the development of the Windows 8 operating system:

  1. Smash forehead firmly on keyboard to continue.
  2. Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit .
  3. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  4. Close your eyes and press 'escape' three times.
  5. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Tech Support: Do you have Windows 8 open right now?

Customer: Are you crazy? It's -20C outside ...

A Fun Story: Windows 8 Engineer Has Good Idea

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work.'

Replacement Windows - An Alternative Funny Story

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Last year I replaced 8 windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Funny Windows 8 Error Codes

A mole at Microsoft recently reported these Windows 8 error messages.

Window8 Error: 001 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Window8 Error: 002 No Error - Check again in 10 seconds

Window8 Error: 003 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier

Window8 Error: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)

Window8 Error: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

Window8 Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar

Window8 Error: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

Window8 Error: 008 Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

Window8 Error: 009 Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

Window8 Error: 00E Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

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Mouse Problem?

Touch and Go

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Windows 8 Jokes

Computer Mouse Jokes

Here  are sneaky Windows 8 jokes that people with too much time on their hands play on their co-workers, typically on April Fool's Day.

  • Tape over the optical sensor of your friend's mouse.
  • Variation of this idea.  Unplug the original mouse.  Plug in a fake mouse.  When they check the connection it seems to be working.  One from Dr Devious.

Windows 8 Logon Problem

Customer: My 13 year-old daughter has put a password on my Windows 8 computer and I can't get in.

Advisor: Has she forgotten it?
Customer: No she just won't tell me it because I've grounded her.

Windows 8 Jokes

Television -v- Windows 8

Television is better than Windows 8. Who would have thunk it? But it's true! Check this out! Here are the Top Ten Reasons why Television is Better than Windows 8

  1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
  2. When was the last time you tuned in to "American Idol" and got a "Error 404" message?
  3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV, even on MTV. Windows 8 Jokes
  4. You can go channel-surfing on the TV as much as you want and it will never get viruses.
  5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
  6.  Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with a "Blue Screen" sign.
  7. "Law and Order" never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
  8. You just can't find those cool "Hits of the 80s" infomercials on Windows 8.
  9. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
  10. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

So happy channel surfing!

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