It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at
Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA, I noticed that someone had
left behind their broom.
When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I
remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their truck
and hurried over.
'Excuse me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you by any chance leave your
broom inside?'
'No,' she retorted quickly and with a smile, 'we came by truck.'
Charlie decided to play a trick on his superstitious friend Henry. Now Henry like a drink at the local pub every Friday nights.
When Henry walked home in the dark, Charlie hid in the Church
yard and the scene was set. As Henry staggered home passed the churchyard he said 'Where am I.' Charlie replied in a ghoulish voice: 'Amongst the living.' Where are you then said Henry. 'Amongst
the dead.' Charlie sobered up and ran home faster than he had ever run before.
Halloween Jokes from Joe Labatt of Canada
In Canada you design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Joe says: 'We wait for a blizzard before going 'Trick or treating'.
His best line was: 'I use the trunk of my car as a deep freeze.'
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