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Wash it AgainMy mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.' 'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.' Eye TestA short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's
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