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Our plan is to email you a joke each and every day.  Your subscription is completely free.   Will and Guy want to brighten up your day with a funny story, a witticism, or a clean joke.  We have prepared 365 different emails each with different jokes, thus your free subscription lasts for a year.  So, subscribe today and start getting your jokes by email.

Once you complete the above form, Will and Guy will send you a selection of jokes each and every day.  Incidentally, subscribing to the joke of the day is an easy way of keeping up-to-date with our site.

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Example of Will and Guy's 'Joke of the Day'

Each day we will email you a selection of our jokes.  We say 'Joke of the Day' but actually we send 3 or 4 jokes not just one.  These are clean but funny jokes similar to those you see on our site.  Each day you get at least the equivalent of the 4 jokes below.

Medical Jokes - Anaesthetist

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery'.

'What did he say?' asks the nurse.

'OOPS!'

Snippets

• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.

Wash it Again

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.  Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'

Eye Test

A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters.  On the bottom row were these letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.'

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