Guy's Top 10 Jokes
Guy's Top 10 Jokes
I have an outrageous request, don't read more than 4 or 5 pages of jokes. Have you noticed a curious effect, no matter how funny the jokes, eventually you get laughter over-dose and stop laughing? For this reason, I have another request, take your laughter medicine in small doses, please return again tomorrow and read the rest of this section when you are fresh.
Incidentally, another curious effect is that the one-liners which were less funny today, will seem funnier tomorrow.
Samples of Guy's Top 10 Jokes and one-liners
Sample Jokes from the Courtroom
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were
your red and blue lights flashing
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Q: What did she say?
Crazy Aussie Driver
A drunk driver tried to avoid arrest by leaping into the back of his moving car during a chase in the Australian outback.
Police in the Northern Territory town of Katherine were stunned when they realised the 24-year-old driver had abandoned the controls and jumped on to the back seat with his three passengers in an apparent attempt to fool officers. The runaway car continued for 150 metres at 25mph before police on foot ran it down and applied the brakes.
Police said the driver panicked when they tried to pull him over for a random breath test.
Brighter Side of Life
'What kind of work do you do?' a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment.
'I'm a Naval surgeon,' he replies.
'My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days.'
I went down the pub last night and ran into Vincent Van Gogh at the bar.
'Hi Vince, how are you?' I'm fine thanks. You OK?
'Can't complain. Vincent, can I get you a drink?
'No thanks - I've got one ' ere!'
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