I Say, I Say Jokes

Will and Guy's Humour- I Say, I Say Jokes

My wife's gone to the West Indies
-Jamaica?
-No, she went of her own accord.

That's the original 'I say, I say joke'.  Here are a whole family of imitations, and variations.

More I Say, I Say Jokes

-My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
-Caracas
-Yes, absolutely loopy

-My wife's gone to the Indian coast
-Goa?
-Phwoar! I'll say!

-My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.

-My wife's gone to Northern Italy
-Genoa?
-I should think so, We've been married for 20 years.

-My wife's had an accident on a volcano
-Krakatoa? -No.
-She broke her leg.

-My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
-Wye?
-Search me.

-My daughter's gone to the botanical gardens.
-Kew?
-Yes, it was rather busy.

-My wife's gone to Malawi
-Lilongwe?
-Yes, about 5000 miles

-My wife's had an upset tummy in Laos
-Inkhazi?
-Yes, constantly.

-My son's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-Seoul?
-No, R&B

-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-Qatar?
-Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks

-My father-in-law had an accident in Slovenia
-Bled?
-like a stuck pig.

-My son's parents are from Croatia
-Split?
-No, they're still happily married.

-My wife went to a very bad concert out East
-Singapore?
-Terrible. Yes, and the rest of the band were rubbish too.

-My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she' d recommend it to anyone.

-My wife smoked a joint near Manchester
-In Hale?

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