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Answers given in a Bible knowledge testBible Jokes. Funny biblical jokes

  1. The first book of the Bible is Guinness's,  In the book of Guinness Adam and Eve were created from an apple
    (Hmm could they mean Genesis?)
  2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.
  3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
  4. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
  5. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
  6. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
  7. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
  8. The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he actually obeyed him.
  9. Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
  10. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
  11. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  12. Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines.
  13. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
  14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
  15. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus sacked in the manager.
  16. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
  17. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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