Six Truths of Life

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

 

 

 

 

3. The first truth is a lie.

 

 

 

 

 

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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