Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories

Will and Guy's Humour - Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories

• One Wednesday, a Husband Took His Wife to the Doctor
• Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
• Mother Hen: A True Funny Tale From China
• Battery Hens Get Woolly Jumpers

One Wednesday, a husband took his wife to the doctor

'Oh, doctor', he said, 'my wife thinks she's a chicken'. The doctor gasped, 'That's terrible. How long has she been like that?'

The husband replied, 'Three years'. The doctor was horrified, 'Three years! Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?'

The husband said sheepishly, 'Because we needed the eggs.'

Here is a new twist on the eternal chicken joke:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Mother Hen: A True Funny Tale From China

A hen in China has reportedly adopted two orphaned puppy dogs after their mother died.

Owner, Cao Fengying, of Majiaqiao village, Jiashan town, China, says the hen was best friends with the puppy's mother.

 Will and Guy have learned that Cao reported, 'The hen and the dog had been friends for two years. They would never fight but just play together. I thought the puppies would die after their mother went but the next morning I discovered that the puppies had gone missing. Then I heard the hen clucking in her coop. I looked over and saw that the little puppies were underneath the hen.'

The hen now looks after her adopted children, defending them if anyone approaches and letting them eat first at meal times. 'Once I even saw the hen fight off several other chickens which were trying to steal the puppies' food,' continued Cao. 

Footnote:

If you are interested in cross-species helping one another then check out the hippo and the tortoise

Battery Hens Get Woolly Jumpers

More fascinating news has reached Will and Guy about Humans and Chickens.

Would you believe that we have found a lady who knits jumpers, jerseys, for featherless chickens. A woman from Oxfordshire, England, has started knitting sweaters for the naked creatures. Previously she had been supplying local dogs with their woollies.

The jumpers are made from eyelash wool and were specially designed after the chickens' measurements were taken.

Ms Blaine explained that measuring the chickens was problematic. 'Obviously they have quite small necks and big bodies,' she said, 'And I had to make room for the wings. It was a bit like knitting a funnel.'

Self-Sufficient Chicken

Two Stupid Chickens

Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

• Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......

• C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

• C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you' d simply refer to him on the other side.

See our more on the Computer Chicken

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