Food for Thought

Food for Thought

Can't eat beef........mad cow

Mad cow and chocolate joke
Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Salmonella and chocolate joke

Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu

Salmonella and chocolate joke

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Pig and chocolate joke

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Can't eat fish....... mercury in the waters has poisoned the meat

Fish and chocolate joke

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Salad joke

Hmmmm! I believe that leaves Chocolate!

Chocolates valentine

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