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Can't eat beef........mad cow

Mad cow and chocolate joke
Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Salmonella and chocolate joke

Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu?

Salmonella and chocolate joke

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies.  See our strange egg tattoo.

Pig and chocolate joke

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Can't eat fish....... mercury in the waters has poisoned the meat

Fish and chocolate joke

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Salad joke

Hmmmm! I believe that leaves Chocolate!

Food for thought

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Talking of Chocolate - How About a Chocolate Car?

Chocolate F1 car

Here is an even more amazing chocolate car.

More Food For Thought - Bacon Coated Chocolate

Chocolate F1 car

We are unsure whether this is a joke or not: fried bacon dipped in chocolate.

'Joke,' says Guy.
'Yummy,' says Will.

Twenty Funny Food Facts - To Give You Fodder For Thought20 Food Facts

  1. Apple is made of 25% air, that is why they float.
  2. Apples, onions, and potatoes all have the same taste? Why not try the test: Pinch your nose and take a bite out of each.
  3. Avocado has the highest protein and oil content of all fruits.
  4. Cabbage is 91% water.
  5. Carrots were originally purple in colour, changing in the 17th Century to orange with newer varieties.
  6. Celery requires more calories to eat and digest than it contains.
  7. Cherries are a member of the rose family.
  8. Corn always has an even number of ears.
  9. Corn makes up about 8% of the weight in a box of corn flakes.
  10. Eggplants [aubergine] are actually fruits, and classified botanically as berries.
  11. Honey is the only edible food for humans that will never go bad.
  12. Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.
  13. Orange does not rhyme with any other word.
  14. Peanuts are legumes [vegetables] and not a tree nut.
  15. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
  16. Pear is a fruit that ripens from the inside out.
  17. Strawberries are the only fruit which has its seeds on its outer skin.
  18. American's eat about 18 billion hot dogs a year.
  19. Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie.
  20. It takes around 10 litres of milk to make 1kg of cheese.

Did you know that during a lifetime the average person eats about 35 tonnes of food.

Tomatoes - Food for Health
A study at Harvard Medical School in 2001 of 124,000 men and women showed that those who ate the most tomatoes reduced their chances of getting lung cancer by 25%.

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Amazing Apple

A Golden Delicious apple split perfectly down the middle into red and green is the talk of the town in Colaton Raleigh, Devon, England.

Amazing Apple

People have been queuing up to take pictures of the rarity grown by Ken Morrish. "It's absolutely phenomenal," said the 72-year-old.

Further Food For Thought

Some Bizarre Eating Records

  • 432 [36 dozen]: number of oysters eaten in 10 minutes by Sonya Thomas
  • 53.5: number of hot dogs and buns eaten in 12 minutes by Takeru Kobayashi
  • 38: number of lobsters eaten in 12 minutes by Sonya Thomas
  • 8.02: amount in kilograms [17.7 pounds] of cow brains eaten in 15 minutes by Takeru Kobayashi
  • 5.22: amount in kilograms [11.5 pounds] of watermelon eaten in 15 minutes by Richard LeFevre
  • 4.99: amount in kilograms [11 pounds] of cheesecake eaten in 9 minutes by Sonya Thomas
  • 2.95: amount in kilograms [6.5 pounds] of cabbage eaten in 9 minutes by Charles Hardy

 

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