Food for Thought
Food for Thought
Can't eat beef........mad cow
Can't
eat chicken...... bird flu
Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu
Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies
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Can't eat fish....... mercury in the waters has poisoned the meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmm! I believe that leaves Chocolate!
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