Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't
remember whether I need to
put it away, or start making a sandwich'
.
The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't
remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'
The third one
responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't
have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
A Saudi man is in hospital after his divorced parents forced him to marry four times within six months. The battle began when the father
insisted the boy should marry a girl from his side of the family. The mother retaliated by ordering him to wed a girl from her side, reports Arab News quoting Al-Watan daily. But the father
wasn't
happy with the balance of power and insisted on a third wife from his side, to show who was boss.
The mother, not to be outdone, then demanded that her son include another wife from her side of the family. The son has now been
admitted to a hospital for psychological treatment. He is refusing to see his parents or his wives.
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