Funny Labels

Will and Guy's Humour - Funny Labels

Food and clothes are the best source of funny labels.  Even a friend who is allergic to nuts laughed at: Peanuts - May contain nuts.

• Funny Labels on Products
• Funny Shop Window Advert
• Steve Wright Style Humor

1) Funny Labels on Products:

• Peanuts - May contain nuts.
• Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2
• International Yacht Varnish - Not suitable for marine use. 
  Guy wonders if this was a translation problem, or whether it was by design?
• Birthday Card for a 2 year old - Not suitable for children under 3.
• Superman outfit - Does not enable wearer to fly.
• Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.
• Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
• Mozzarella salad bagel. - Keep refrigerated ...
  avoid the fridge.
• Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.

Note: Please send us your Bizarre Product Labels.

2) Funny Shop Window Advert

Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:

• Cleaner Lady Wanted. 

By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.

3) Steve Wright Style Humor and Thought Provoking Questions

• Why is it that kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• What is the speed of dark?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
• Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
• How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live here?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Para-Olympics?
• Why do they call it a TV ' set' when you only get one?
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Footnote
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