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Will and Guy's Humour - Funny Warning Labels

Example of funny, even ludicrous warnings manufacturers put on their products. One of the rare benefits of 'political correctness' - more humour.

Funny Warning Labels on Appliances
Funny Warning Signs
Strange Instructions
Something Slightly Different

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Here are Funny Warning Labels on Appliances

On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.
On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.
On alphabet blocks: Not for children.
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
On a calendar: Use of term ' Sunday' for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

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Funny Warning Signs

Funny warning sign - Please be safe

Strange Instructions

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

Something Slightly Different

To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she' d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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