Wise Words of Wisdom
Will and Guy's Wise Words
of Wisdom
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz
1) Wise Words of Wisdom
- One good turn gets the duvet.
- The early worm gets eaten!
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
- The
second mouse gets the cheese.
- Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
- Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
- Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
- When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
- To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
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2) Wise Advice
Always listen to the old professionals, never work with children or animals, and certainly not both at the same gig.
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3) Wise Quotes
Here is our collection of wise quotes from the famous. Every occasion will benefit from at least one of these pearls of wisdom.
I have long
been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have
kept more of it for themselves.
Bruce Grocott
People want economy and they will pay
any price to get it.
Lee Iacocca
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
Henry Ford
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
I can
think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
John D. Rockefeller
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -
Albert Einstein
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved,
in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
GK Chesterton
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it.
Bernard Bailey
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary
Wilson Little
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Malcolm Forbes
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Sir
Francis Bacon
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Sir William Osler
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Sir Francis Bacon
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric offer
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I
feel bad, and that is my religion.
Abraham Lincoln
Fools
The fool doth think he is wise
But a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Shakespeare (As you like it)
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Pope
A fool walks in with his mouth open and his eyes shut.
The fool chews chaff, while the cunning eat bread.
Every fool has a goose that lays a golden egg - tomorrow.
Never argue with a fool, people may not know the difference.
There is no cure for a fool.
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