Wise Words of Wisdom

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.  Thomas Szasz

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Words of Wise Wisdom

• One good turn gets the duvet.
• The early worm gets eaten!
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither theory works.
• The second mouse gets the cheese.
• Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
• Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
• Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
• When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
• To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.

Wise Advice

Always listen to the old professionals, never work with children or animals, and certainly not both at the same gig.

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Wise Quotes

Here is our collection of wise quotes from the famous.  Every occasion will benefit from at least one of these pearls of wisdom.

I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. 
Bruce Grocott

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
Lee Iacocca

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
Henry Ford

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
John D. Rockefeller

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -
Albert Einstein

There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
GK Chesterton

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Bernard Bailey

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Malcolm Forbes

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

Friends are far more dangerous than enemies, they know everything about you and will not pause to use it against you.
Terra Castle

Silence is the virtue of fools.
Sir Francis Bacon

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Sir William Osler

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Sir Francis Bacon

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric offer

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
Abraham Lincoln

Fools

The fool doth think he is wise
But a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Shakespeare (As you like it)

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Pope

A fool walks in with his mouth open and his eyes shut.

The fool chews chaff, while the cunning eat bread.

Every fool has a goose that lays a golden egg - tomorrow.

Never argue with a fool, people may not know the difference.

There is no cure for a fool.

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