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4th of July

How was the food at your 4th of July picnic?
'The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were wurst!'

The Running of the Bulls

The 'Running of the Bulls' is a practice that involves ordinary people running in front of bulls that have been released on a set course through the town's streets which have been cordoned off.

The most famous of these is held in Pamplona [Navarre], northern Spain at the festival of San Fermín between the 6th and 14th of July.  Others fiestas are held in the towns and villages throughout Spain and indeed, in southern France, in places such as Bayonne.

In this first picture you can observe the bulls from the safety of being behind a strong metal fence.

The second photo, however, shows a couple of men who have taken no such safety precautions.

The fellow on the ground is certainly taking his life in his hands and is hoping that the bull cannot see him. It is a picture of which we can easily ask the question, 'What happened next?'  See more about Pamplona

Bunny Steals Dog's Identity

Winner of Will and Guy 'Loser Competition'

This month's best loser has to be Mr Joshua Mullen from Mobile, Alabama, USA.  Finding that his shed had a nest of bees living in it you will find it hard to believe how he attempted to get rid of them.

Mr Mullen soaked some towels in gasoline [petrol] and placed them carefully in the shed in order to remove the bees. However, the shed erupted in flames with a loud 'whoosh'. It appears that the fire started when the pilot light of a hot-water heater in the shed ignited fumes from the petrol.

This picture is not of the actual blaze in Mobile:
The fire caused some $80,000 [almost £41,000] worth of damage but luckily nobody was hurt in the conflagration. We have heard that Mr Mullen told reporters, 'Looking at all this, there might have been a better way. It was a mistake. I wish I hadn't done it, but I did.'

However, we can report that it did rid the shed of the bees!

Here we have the 'cool' band on the 'hot' Nissan Qashqai car

The Nissan Qashqai Car

Much research goes into naming cars, and the Nissan Qashqai is no exception.  This amazing video is one of the best of the modern generation of fun advertising video clips.  Check out the funny video of the Nissan Qashqai car.

Touching Wires Causes Instant Death

Will and Guy think that the above $200 fine is a bit steep - under the circumstances.

My Beer Is Too Strong Moans Man

Iancu Boroi purchased a single can of beer at his local supermarket only to find it rendered him totally incapable and drunk.

Will and Guy have learned that he nearly passed out after consuming the lone drink. We find it difficult to believe that he then complained to the local trading standards officer in Arges, southern Romania, and he is demanding compensation from the beer manufacturers claiming, ‘There must have been something wrong with it........ I am more than capable of holding my drink and it is ridiculous to think one can of beer can get me so drunk.’

We think that he should be looking at the money he has saved rather than asking for compensation.

Summer Season - Airstrips

The summer holiday season is almost upon us.  Well at least some of us are now day-dreaming about those exotic locations.  Check out our landing strips, see if your destination matches up.  Hey, why not send us a picture / anecdote of your flight.

More Airports with Difficult Landings - Madeira
Pictures kindly Sent in by John Reeves

Madeira Run Way - Underground and at Night

See more Airports and Airstrips with Difficult Landings

Interesting Facts About Animals

• Statistically, more people are killed by lightning strikes than by grizzly bears. 
• Frogs will only eat something that moves.
• Crepuscular means becoming active at dawn or dusk, and it describes the lionesses hunting strategy perfectly. 
• Going back in history to 1702, moles were responsible for the death of King William III (William of Orange).  What happened was the king was out riding, and his horse stumbled over a molehill.  Three weeks later the king was dead as a result of injuries sustained during his fall. 
• Rumour: The collective name for a group pandas is a pandamonium.
• In the Sundarbans region of Bangladesh, locals realize that tigers attack only from behind, thus if they have to go into the mangrove swamp, then a mask on the BACK of their head really does offer protection from tiger attacks.  See more interesting animal facts

Young White Storks Just Having Fun

What's the difference between a stork and lawyer?
A stork knows how to control his bill.

How to age with humour

Molly Aged 103

Journalists were interviewing Molly Holderness, a 103-year-old woman, 'Tell us, Mrs Holderness, what do you think is the best thing about being 103?' the reporter asked.

Molly smiled and looked straight at the reporter and simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

Iris Aged 67

As told to us by Iris Belmont, aged 67:

'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners [seniors]. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.'

Even when I’m soggy, I can do tricks

Will and Guy have prepared a selection of photos showing very wet cats

How many Ducks? - Funny Irish Logic

On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back

'What's in the bag?' asked Paddy
'I'm not going to tell', replied Murphy

'Go on, do.' pleaded Paddy.
'Ah, all right then, it's ducks.' announced Murphy

'If I guess how many ducks you have in the bag, will you give me one of them?' enquired Paddy
'Look', said Murphy, 'If you guess the correct number, I'll give you both of them.'

'Five!' said Paddy triumphantly

See More St Patrick's day humour

Funny Losers of Week - The Final Chapter

This week's loser is an absolute cracker say Will and Guy. Picture the scene: an idyllic bar in a quiet area of Sydney, Australia.

Then a group of masked thieves rush in attempting to rob the Regents Park Bowling and Recreation Club.  They come charging into the bar wielding machetes and samurai swords and shouting at the customers to lie on the floor.

Unknown to the robbers is that in an adjoining room to the bar a 50 strong biker gang is holding its monthly meetings.  Imagine the prospective burglars horror when the bike gang, seeing their pub being invaded, turn their anger on the robbers.

The bikers, belonging to the Southern Cross Cruiser Club, chased one robber away: he had to smash his way out through a locked glass door, leap off a 16 foot balcony to make his escape.

Southern Cross Cruiser Club* president, Jerry Van Cornewal aka Jester,  reported how he captured the sword-wielding offender. 'He tried to jump over the fence but I crash-tackled him again and then a couple of boys arrived and grabbed him, held him down . . . then we hog-tied him until police arrived.'  

'If only they'd looked, when they walked in the main door, they would have seen 40 or 50 of us sitting there. Obviously they couldn't see out of the balaclavas', said Jerry.  

The other two were apprehended and handed over to the police and they will be charged with attempted robbery.

* The Southern Cross Cruiser Club was formed in 1998 and now has over 80 members both male and female.

Dream of Olympic Glory

Hannah sent Will and Guy a funny Olympic video.  As you see our intrepid athlete competing, imagine how you would do at these events.

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