Funny Hot Dogs - Dachshund Races

Dachshund dogs take part in the John Morrell 'Running of the Wieners**' This race over a distance of 50 feet is held in Cincinnati, USA.

** A Wiener is made of smooth-textured sausage of minced beef or pork. The Wiener is usually smoked and served in a bread roll and thus becomes a 'Hot dog'.

John Morrell's Weiner No 1

Dachshund events:

The dachshunds compete in 3 groups:

Little Smokies [younger than a year]
Frankfurters [ages 1-5]
Senior Sausages [more than 5 years old]

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They're off and running - Hot Dogs!

Dacshund races

Interested Dachshund spectator

Hot dog - dacshund

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