Silly Labels and Funny Warning Notices

Silly Labels and Funny Warning Notices

Will and Guy ponder if these amusing labels have a positive or negative effect on the product concerned.  Is it a case of any publicity is good publicity?  Alternatively, do the silly labels make the companies a laughing stock?

• Funny Label - 'Our President is an Idiot'
• If You Cannot Read.  Do Not Use This Product
• Funny Warning Labels on Appliances
• Silly Warning Labels
• Hell's Gate
• Wonderworks
• Please Do Not Run Into the Walls

Funny Label - 'Our President is an Idiot'

Translation from French into English

This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France.
Wash with warm water.
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Do not Iron
We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Guy wondered if this funny label was part of a new marketing drive to create a DIS (respect) label.  Then Will pointed out that no 'poser' would pay top dollar for a fashion label that nobody could see.

Another Silly Label - But Oh So True!

Wash it Again

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'

If You Cannot Read.  Do Not Use This Product

If you do not understand, or cannot read all directions, cautions and warnings DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT.  (Surely one of the stupidest labels out there?)

Strange Instructions on Labels

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

Silly Warning Labels and Signs

Danger - Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Often it's the ludicrousness of these warning labels that makes them so funny.

Here are Funny Warning Labels on Appliances

• On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.
• On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
• On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
• On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
• On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.
• On alphabet blocks: Not for children.
  Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
• On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
• On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
• On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
• On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
• On a calendar: Use of term 'Sunday' for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Another Batch of 5 Silly Warning Labels

1. On a Taiwanese shampoo

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   'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
2. On a Korean kitchen knife
   'WARNING: Keep out of children.'
3. On a frozen Chow Mein from China
   'SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.'
4. On a New Zealand insect spray
   'This product not tested on animals.'
5. On the BOTTOM of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
   'Do not turn upside down'   [........... too late]

Watch Out!

These funny warning signs make Will and Guy ponder: who put them there, are the pictures real or fake.

See more funny examples of Engrish

Warning: Hell's Gate                                                   Welcome to Pergatory

Warning.  Persons who through litter or stones into the thermal pools may be asked to retrieve them.

See more funny 'rubbish' signs

Very Dark Caves

Often it's the absurdity of these notices that makes them so funny

Footnote:
Please send us your funny pictures of signs or notices

Check out the bat caves

Perhaps You Have Heard of Sham Rocks?

Will and Guy bring you the real thing - Falling Rocks

Wonderworks is an 'upside down' attraction in Florida, USA. Advertised as an 'amusement park for the mind', it features over 100 interactive exhibits including a fighter jet exhibit, laser tag, virtual sports, and an earthquake simulator

Please Do Not Run Into the Walls

Who and why was this Silly Billy sign created?

To Digress, Talking of Walls ... 

Footnote:
Please write to Will and Guy if you have any pictures of funny signs or silly labels

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