Funny Warning Signs

Here are Will and Guy's Collection of Funny Warning Signs

Funny pictures and signs give us a laugh, but we wonder how much they cost their owners in lost business, or for paying for replacement calligraphy?

• Caution: This Machine Has No Brain
• Try Dialling 999 - Funny Warning Sign
• Do not light with a match!
• Fire Exit
• Notice the Notice?
• Do Not Park Here - Or Else
• Waiting will be prosecuted

Caution - No Brainer?

Often it's the ludicrousness of these notices that makes them so funny.

Try Dialling 999 on this phone (or 911 in USA)

Help Push Red Button - Or Yell!

Did you notice the Fire Alarm in the small print at the top?

In Case of Emergency

That is if you have the time………………..

More Funny Warning Signs

Some signs are just plain stupid, while others are merely full of their own importance.  These next two warning signs have an animal theme.

Warning! Alligators Can be Dangerous!

.... as if you needed telling!

Funny Warning Signs

On a plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On Devendra Singh's plumber's truck
You have tried the cowboys - now try the Indians.

In a restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

Do Not Light with a Match!

Electric light.  Do not attempt to light with match.  Simply press the switch on the wall by the door.   However, don't take the fire exit, see below:

Problem with Fire Exit

Not so much a funny warning sign, more a fishy exit strategy.

Funny Warning Sign - Unnecessary Notice

Don't Park Here - Or Else

• The Wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head
• Rabid squirrels will invade your home
• Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again
• Caution advised!

Waiting will be prosecuted

I suppose we can forgive this stupid notice on the ground that it's an Engrish problem

Footnote:
Please send us your funny warning signs.

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