Funny Warning Signs

Here are our collection of Will and Guy's funny warning signs

• This Machine Has No Brain
• Try Dialling 999 - Funny Warning Sign
• Do not light with a match!
• Fire Exit
• Notice the Notice?
• Do Not Park Here - Or Else
• Waiting will be prosecuted

Caution - No Brainer?

Try Dialling 999 on this phone (or 911 in USA).

Do not light with a match!

Electric light.  Do not attempt to light with match.  Simply press the switch on the wall by the door.   However, don't take the fire exit, see below:

Fire Exit

Not so much a funny warning sign as a fishy warning sign.

Funny Warning Sign - Unnecessary Notice

Don't Park Here - Or Else

• The Wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head
• Rabid squirrels will invade your home
• Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again

Waiting will be prosecuted

Footnote:
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