Funny Warning Signs

Here are Will and Guy's Collection of Funny Warning Signs

Funny pictures and signs give us a laugh, but we wonder how much they cost their owners in lost business, or for paying for replacement calligraphy?

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Caution - No Brainer?

Funny Warning Sign - Caution this machine has no brain

Often it's the ludicrousness of these notices that makes them so funny.

Try Dialling 999 on this phone (or 911 in USA)

Will and Guy's Picture humor - Numberless phone

Help Push Red Button - Or Yell!

Funny Sign - Help press red button, or Yell!

Did you notice the Fire Alarm in the small print at the top?

In Case of Emergency

funny emergency phone

That is if you have the time………………..

 

More Funny Warning Signs

Some signs are just plain stupid, while others are merely full of their own importance.  These next two warning signs have an animal theme.

Funny warning sign - Please be safe

Please be safe.  Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences.  If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.  Thank you.

Warning! Alligators Can be Dangerous!

Alligators can be dangerous

.... as if you needed telling!

Funny Warning Signs

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On a plumber's truck:Funny Warning Signs
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On Devendra Singh's plumber's truck
You have tried the cowboys - now try the Indians.

In a restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

Do Not Light with a Match!

Do not light with a match!

Electric light.  Do not attempt to light with match.  Simply press the switch on the wall by the door.   However, don't take the fire exit, see below:

Problem with Fire Exit

Not so much a funny warning sign, more a fishy exit strategy.

Funny Warning Sign - Unnecessary Notice

Notice thank you for noticing this new notice

Don't Park Here - Or Else

Don not Park Here - Or Else

  • The Wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head
  • Rabid squirrels will invade your home
  • Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again
  • Caution advised!
 

Waiting will be prosecuted

I suppose we can forgive this stupid notice on the ground that it's an Engrish problem

Footnote:
Please send us your funny warning signs.


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