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Examples of Will and Guy's Christmas Humor

True Story - Rudolph loses his sparkle

A plastic reindeer in a South African shopping mall's display lost the shiny golden Christmas tree baubles hanging between its hind legs after complaints from shoppers.

Stages of Christmas

When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-

1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa

Christmas Warnings

19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

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Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and an Honest Lawyer

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

Christmas Humor - Cracker Riddle

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humor!)

School Nativity - Urban Myth

The boy who was playing the Inn Keeper was fed up of his insignificant role, so when Joseph knocked and asked if there was any room in the inn. Instead of saying ' No' as he was supposed to, the young prima donna said, 'Come in Joseph and Mary, there is plenty of room in my inn.'

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