Free Funny Pictures for Each Month

Free Funny Pictures for Each Month

There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time.  Edith Wharton

Will and Guy have a selection of funny pictures which give a different feeling for each month of the year.

• January
• February
• March
• April
• May
• June
• July
• August
• September
• October
• November
• December

Examples of Will and Guy's Monthly Pictures

Our idea is to provide a fresh supply of funny pictures which reflects each month of the year.

Beer and Booze Jokes

An Australian touring rugby team was being driven through Dublin in a bus.  The driver was giving a running commentary as they went. 'We are just passing the biggest pub in Dublin', said the driver.

'Why?', a voice piped up from the back of the bus.

(See below what happened later on their trip)

Snippets - Pause for thought

• If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
• Hermits have no peer group pressure.
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Why in a country of free speech, why are there ' phone bills?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Nasty case of Arthritis

A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading.

After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, 'Say, Father, what causes arthritis?' Loose living; cheap, wicked woman; too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man, 'answers the priest.' I'll be damned, 'the drunk mutters, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologises.' I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?'

'Oh, I don't have it, Father. But it says here that the Pope does'.

Jackson's Sea Adventure

Pictures of fountains of the world

Funny pictures of a seal laughing

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