Funny 'No Dogs Allowed' Signs

No Dogs Allowed Signs - And other Funny Animal SignsFunny No Dogs Allowed Signs

Will and Guy have a diverse collection of 'No dogs allowed' signs.  We also have funny notices relating to various other animals. 

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Funny 'No Dogs Allowed' Sign

No Dogs Allowed Sign

No Dogs Allowed - BOW WOW, WOOF, RUFF RUFF

No Dogs Allowed - BOW WOW, WOOF, RUFF RUFF

Sign found in the Church Fields Recreation Ground, Chessington, Surrey, England

Dogs Allowed?

No Dogs Allowed - BOW WOW, WOOF, RUFF RUFF

Guy thinks that this means that dogs are permitted.  Will thinks that really, this sign says 'No Dogs Allowed', but the spaniel is sitting on the 'No'.  What do you think?

No Dogs And Chinese Allowed

No Dogs and Chinese Allowed

In fact this matter is no joke because these 'No Dogs and Chinese Allowed' signs date back to the pre-World War II period when various European (particularly British) and American districts were established in Shanghai, and these foreigners did not want their parks fouled by dogs and Chinese (not that the latter left any deposits, just that their presence was not desired in these exclusive parks).  Kindly sent in by T S A Quan. 

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No Dogs & No Bicycles

No Dogs  No Bicycles

This 'No Dogs Allowed Sign' set Will and Guy wondering - Does the above sign mean: No dogs; no bicycles; or no dogs on bicycles?  Once you have worked that out, what part does the ATM machine play?   What IS permitted here?

No Dogs Allowed - All pets must be on a leash

No pets allowedPet restraints required

Attention Dogs

Funny Picture Dogs

Another one for the dogs

Footnote:
Please send us your funny "No Dogs Allowed" signs

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'No' Signs Featuring Other Animals

Will and Guy hope that amongst these 'No xyz permitted' there is something for everyone.

Funny Animal No Feeding Signs

Funny Signs - No feeding fingers to the animals

Don't Feed Fingers To The Animals  (How about toes?)

Another Funny 'No Feeding Sign'

Funny Signs - No feeding fingers to the animals

Warning! Alligators Can be Dangerous!

Alligators can be dangerous

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Feeding or Molesting Alligators is Prohibited .... as if you needed telling!

Poor Starving Animals - No Diving and No Food

Penguins - no diving notice

If All Else Fails the Animals Eat the Sign!

No feeding - Animal eats the sign

What breed of animal is this little beast who is eating the 'No Feeding' sign.  A hedgehog?  Some type of rodent?

No Gorillas?

Please no smoking, food , drink, or gorillas?

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Please no smoking, food, drink, or gorillas?  What is permitted here?

No Smoking Dogs!

No smoking dogs

Which ever way I punctuate the notice, it cracks me up.

  • No smoking dogs (allowed)
  • No smoking (of) dogs
  • No smoking dogs (extinguish them!)

We thank Dean Peck for this picture, please send us your funny 'No Dogs Allowed' sign.


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