Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at
the Ford dealer.
While I was talking to Bert, the Mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little
piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'
Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She
drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car ?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right
there.'
Will and Guy take the view that it's
far better to include jokes 'against'
both genders
rather than neuter a good joke by being politically correct. To even the score, here are jokes 'against'
men.
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