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Women's Logic that Amuses Will and GuyArithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. 710 - New Female MathYesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer. While I was talking to Bert, the mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little
piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'
Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' Check the logic of this female math 710, answer .... Footnote: Will and Guy take the view that it's far better to include jokes 'against' both genders rather than neuter a good joke by being politically correct. To even the score, here are jokes 'against' men. • Classes for Men • Dylan in Supermarket Math or Maths?If we were to steer into even stormier waters, we could ask why do American's call it 'Math', whereas we Brits call it 'Maths'. Is it because Americans can only do one calculation at a time? Whereas we Brits can multi-task, or should I say multi-math. ¤
Woman Driver's Calculation
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