Car Jokes - Effects of Acceleration
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Effects of acceleration
Be reassured, the dog was not hurt.
Stop or slow down
One night Rodney was driving home along a road he knew well. When he reached the Stop sign he slowed down but did not actually come to a halt, whereupon a police officer pulled Rodney's car over.
'What difference does it make' said Rodney, 'slow down or stop'. 'I will give you a demonstration' said the officer and starting beating Rodney with his truncheon.' Now would you like me to slow down - or stop?
Patrol officer meets his match
A patrol officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old lady from out of state.
The officer asked to see her licence. 'Don't have one' Enid said. 'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely. 'Nope' snapped Enid.
In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there. When they arrived they arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant. This lady has no licence and no vehicle registration.
'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. 'This officer has got in for me, the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding'.
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Time to stop
A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.
Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO, 'the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'
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