Funny Picture of Car Crash

Car Humour  Speeding, Funny Picture of Car Crash

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.  Evan Esar

• Black Humour - Funny Picture of Car Crash
• What to do about Cars Speeding in Villages?
• Signs like this cause accidents
• Chancers - Drivers who go for the impossible gap

Black Humour - Funny Picture of Car Crash

Perhaps the car should have been a black model.  I guess this was literally an accident waiting to happen.  A car just had to crash into one of those 'Thank you for driving carefully' signs.

James McGregor writes in saying the car is a BMW 325i Coupe (otherwise known as the 'Individual'), manufactured between 1992 and 1993.  The eagle eyed amongst you may also spot CinQue Ports on the signpost.  The original CinQuePorts were, Sandwich, Dover, Hythe, Romney and Hastings.  Two more towns, Rye and Winchelsea were later added.  Naturally, the country is England.

What to do about Cars Speeding in Villages?

The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying:
Slow down Old People's Home.  - It had no effect.

At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign:
Danger - Children at Play.  - No discernable reduction in traffic speed.

Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with:
Nudist Colony.  - As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.

Signs Like this Cause Accidents Like the Above

Ambiguous signs may be more common than you think - keep your eyes open for confusing signs on your driving routes.

 Confusion in any language

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 Accident - Twinned with Calamity?

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Chancers - Drivers Who Go for the Impossible Gap

There always those motorists who take a chance, go for a gap.  Sometimes the gap disappears with disastrous consequences.  I do believe that this photograph is taken in Manchester.  Moreover, the car is caught between two trams, hence neither tram driver could swerve to avoid the collision.

Pauline and Guy have recently returned from a holiday in Prague and therefore we can identify this picture as being from near the centre of this most interesting city.  Once again, there is an indication that it's a woman driver.  Incidentally, Prague is the only place where we have been on holiday where Pauline said, 'Guy please don't hire a car'.

Footnote:
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Not Speeding Fast Enough?

Don't Swear at Other Drivers

Eddie was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way.  Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted ' Pig'.  The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie.  Then his car hit the pig.

Strange but true tale about a truck driver

A Chinese lorry driver, whose vehicle was wrecked in an accident, bought a crash helmet and attempted to carry on his journey. A police patrol stopped the badly damaged, speeding, truck as it weaved from side-to-side on a motorway outside Wuhan city. Officers were flabbergasted when they saw the driver wearing his crash helmet in the crushed shell of his cab. A police spokesman commented, 'We signalled the driver to stop immediately, and he told us he had to continue, since he was under contract and had a very tight schedule.'

The driver, Mr Zhao, of Wuhan city, told them he had an accident not long after setting off to deliver vegetables to Hunan province, 'I found the truck was still functional, so I bought myself a helmet and continued,' he told the Changjiang Business Daily.

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