Car Joke Pictures - How did she do THAT?

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• Car joke picture - How did she do THAT
• Follow up - This is what the lady wished
• Trouble ahead?
• Barrel of Fun?
• Murphy's car is stolen
• Stick in the mud?

Car Joke Picture - How did she do THAT

My question is not so much 'How did she get the car in that position' .  But how did she explain parking the car in that slot, to anyone who dared ask?

As ever, Will and I try to alter names and pictures to protect the guilty.

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Borrowing the Car

Roger and Emily, modern 21st century parents, allowed their 17 year old daughter, Kate, to borrow the family car whenever she wanted.

Last Saturday night Kate returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father, Roger, went out to the drive to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.

At 11:30am Kate sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, 'Darling, what time did you get in last night'

'Not very late, Dad,' Kate replied nervously as she thought about being allowed to continue borrowing the car.  With a dead pan face Roger continued, 'Then, my little angel, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tyre of the car.'

No Wonder They Are Introducing - Parking for Women Only!

Follow up - This is what the lady wished

Always be careful what you wish for.  Think ahead, what will actually happen if your wish comes true?  Just when you think that your situation could not get any worse.

Trouble ahead?

There may be trouble ahead
Love and Romance
Music and Moonlight

Barrel of Fun?

Certainly not a barrel of fun

Murphy's car is stolen

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park.  Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.  Naturally she reported the matter to the police.  'What did he look like?', the sergeant asked.  'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

Stick in the mud?

To redress the gender balance, here are a couple of fellows stuck in the mud.  Don't you just love it when those off-road vehicles get their comeuppance?

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