Car Joke Pictures - How Did She Do THAT?
Will and Guy's Car Joke Pictures
My question is not so much 'How did she get the car in that position' . But how did she explain parking the car in that slot, to anyone who dared ask?
As ever, Will and I try to alter names and pictures to protect the guilty.
Hilarious Tale of a Woman Driver: With a Happy Ending
A woman driver ended up parking her car in the roof of this Italian house after she forgot to put on the handbrake. Maria Rizzo, 34, stopped to admire the spectacular view from the street above the house in Alassio, on the Gulf of Genoa in northern Italy.
Will and Guy heard that she was so intent on taking a photograph that she forgot to put on the handbrake, and her car rolled away, smashing through a barrier and plunging down the hill onto the house below.
The Fiat Panda broke through the roof and landed in the bathroom, with the front end wedged in an iron bath which broke the fall and stopped the red car plunging further into the house.
A police spokesman remarked to us, 'Luckily no one was home at the time, so nobody was hurt, but the owner of the property did have a surprise when they arrived home.'
No doubt we say. Picture: CEN
Roger and Emily, modern 21st century parents, allowed their 17 year old daughter, Kate, to borrow the family car whenever she wanted.
Last Saturday night Kate returned home very late from a party.
At 11:30am Kate sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, 'Darling, what time did you get in last night'
'Not very late, Dad,' Kate replied nervously as she thought about being allowed to continue borrowing the car. With a dead pan face Roger continued, 'Then, my little angel, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tyre of the car.'
Always be careful what you wish for. Think ahead, what will actually happen if your wish comes true? Just when you think that your situation could not get any worse.
There may be trouble
Certainly not a barrel of fun
Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police. 'What did he look like?', the sergeant asked. 'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.
To redress the gender balance, here are a couple of fellows stuck in the mud. Don't you just love it when those off-road vehicles get their comeuppance?
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