Car Speed Limit Enforced by Helicopter

Will and Guy's Joke Car Speeding Pictures

• Car speed limit enforced by helicopter
• Previous police speed check vehicle
• If you get caught here, you deserve your fine
• Speed Trapping - British Style
• Accident - Twinned with Calamity?
• New Speed Control Device

1a) Car speed limit enforced by helicopter

1b) Speeding Problem:

1c) Speed cameras are passé in Texas. 
Now the police are using helicopters to catch speeding motorists.

1c) In another state we also have: 'Speed Enforced by Aircraft'

1d ) New proposed helicopter to catch speeding motorists

2a) Previous police speed check vehicle

2b) Good News - New Police Speed Check Vehicle

3a) Speed check - If you get caught here, you deserve your fine

3b) Speed Trapping - British Style

Beware: Speed Trap Ahead
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, Northumberland, UK, were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road .

One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a complaint to the RAF [Royal Air Force] Liaison Office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style.

'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched'. 

3c) Traffic Speed Enforcement by the Carabinieri

4) Accident - Twinned with Calamity?

Welcome to Accident!

5) New Speed Control Device

Will and Guy have seen many techniques, used by various groups, to slow the speed of traffic down.  This attempt has to be one of the best we have come across; also, it is so much cheaper than speed cameras.

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